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Fuck you to snow plow drivers in Neptune NJ! The Fucking Retard who hit my car is a TOOL! How do you cruise around a corner and hit my car THREE CARS UP?!?!?!? You Fucking Asshole! I called your boss and because I am on the fire Dept.(Thank God for knowing people!) You are paying for my driver's side window!
Sucks to be you you stupid golfer right!
(yes I know I am using alot of exclamation points here.)
Ok I know that my last two posts made me sound like a kiddie tv show on prozac. Go fuck yourselves whoever made that notice! Just kidding! or am I?
The whole thing about the girls having small boobs is false, while the upper level swimmers in the olympics and such do tend to have tight firm mammaries, there is something that the casual observers miss. Most notably, that the suits you see on television and magazine articles are soo tight that they compress the boobage to almost nothing! Next time you look a female swimmer look at her chest and multiply that image by 2 that is closer to what they really look like. As an added plus most of those suits give the wearer a Camel Toe, which is airbrushed out in print and only from the waist up is used in close shots and far shots are used to show the entire swimmer on tv. Some women wear suits so tight that you can actually see the entire areola through the suit.
In terms of me being a big bear, well beer can do that to a person, I am by no means always happy quite the opposite, in fact I think that I am like a bear in the fact that I am unpredictable and my moods switch very rapidly. Just ask the guy I choked out last year on New Years Eve when he ripped my shirt! Ok I know....oooooooooh! tough guy!
Well this week is shaping up to be a total shit fest! Started off with the power to my town going off and me waking up at 10:00 am today with an hour drive to work and practice starting in 30 minutes! I had to call out. Then when I went to go leave at 12 for the afternoon workout, I came out to find that some Silly Steve decided to put a steak knife in my tire! Once again I had to call out! Fucking pissed me off! Then When I finally got to my third practice, some fat swimmer mom wanted to talk to me about her kid, how she felt I was being unfair to her for yelling at her to stop sitting on the wall and how I am hurting her self confidence! What the fuck are you talking about lady? Your precious little twat of a kid, talks about giving head to boys on the bus, and you are yelling at me about hurting her confidence? From what I hear lady, your kid is filled to the brim with confidence, that and the sperm content of her class! Gee I wonder what would happen if I told her that?
Well all I got for now!
Cutting out like Vicki Jo Sennet!
Hudson
Well I just reread what I posted on my last entry....Wow that sounds really gay! Thanks Steve for the jab! Actually, my swimmers are predominantly female! As well as Teens! Yes I know what you are thinking... Hot! However, all of them say some things that make my hair curl, and I don't have much left! All I can say to parents of girls thirteen and older WATCH OUT! Your daughters talk about sex more than the boys do! I don't mean hypothetical shit either! They are constantly talking about giving blow jobs to boys in the back of a bus on field trips, in the front of a bus giving guys hand jobs right behind the teacher, getting drunk at a party and stripping for the boys,and then giving four of them head in the same night! (that last one I overheard from an eighth grader conversation!) Boy I am glad I am not a parent!
Today was my day in court for supposedly driving on the suspended list, I presented my case with proof that I did not and the prosecutor, whom I thought was going to rake me over the coals turned out to be a stand up guy and told me how to try to avoid the $600 fine. They postponed the trial and whew! Dodged the bullet for now....
My college swimmers, as opposed to my club swimmers, are a whole new story...they are hard workers all, and while some of them are not the greatest atheletes, they are progressing well! If there is one conclusion I can make it would be that the division three female atheletes are some of the hottest girls out there! Honestly! If I did not look at them like a coach, or was their coach I would definitely think about trying to date some of them.
All I got for now! later!
