A Winter’s Fail By Bill Shakeharpoon
Act 1 Scene 1
Rehersal Hall – Auditions. Margaret and Jeremy are sitting at a table. Ray is front of them doing a side.
MG: Alright From the top.
Ray: Thy Doth………….
MG: That reminds me of the time me and Judy Dench went shopping for Mangos. Oh she knows how to pick the most firm and succulent mangos. We would them throw that most exotic of fruits at the poor Irish children in hopes to cure their scurvy. I am Margaret Grooome!
Ray: So do I have the part or what?
MG: Yes, but one more thing……. is it true what they say about you people, regarding your engorged members
Ray: What don’t you turn off the lights and find out?
Fade to Black
MG: It’s true. It’s true!
Ray: Uhhhh. Margaret you’re sucking on my arm.
MG: Oh yes, of course, you’re cast. Next!
Ray Exits
Chris Enters, late of course.
CT: She I kill, to thither…….
MG: Look at how tall he is. I’ve found my Leontes.
CT: Yippie!
Chris Exits
MG: Jeremy, massage my artificial hip.
JE: Yes, Margaret
MG: I got this artificial hip during WW II. Hitler wanted to build a master race of actor’s, so he ripped the hip from my loins in order to use the DNA to genetically produce super actors. We had a torrid love affair. The moustache tickled, and that’s what he said about me. He was exhausted by my passionate English love making and surrendered. The British people gave me a parade on the Thames. Winston Churchill himself gave me his hip.
JE: I thought you said it was artificial.
MG: Yes, Churchill was a robot.
Enter Sweeny
SM: Hello, I’ll be auditioning for the role of Paulina.
MG: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Sm: What’s so funny?
MG: Oh (giggling) nothing, It’s just that I had someone else in mind.
SM: Can’t I even audition.
MG: No that wouldn’t be fair would it.
SM: Okay then, well who did you have in mind…..Sarah.
MG: No.
SM: Sandi?
MG: Not quite.
SM: Uhhhh. Let me see then. Kim?
MG: You’re getting Colder.
Sm: Well who then.
MG: You’ll see. You deserve an insignificant role.
Coming Next: Scene II – The first read through.
Scene II: The First read through.
The cast is sitting down in a circle. Raph is looking handsome. He is making out with Joanna. He grabs her boob, it takes him a while but he eventually finds it. SK: Whose Paulina?
MM: Whose Paulina?SG: Whose Paulina?E: Whose Paulina?JS: Whose Paulina?DH: Whose Paulina?RS: Whose Paulina?SB: Whose Paulina? Joanna: Whose Paulina? (mumbled, as she has Raph’s cock in her mouth)
Enter Margaret Groome, she is carried by a caravan of barell chested, oiled up first year students who chant: Margaret is Magnificent in latin – Magnificus Et Margaretus. MG: You may be wondering who is playing Paulina.
SB: There have been some small queries about it.
MG: I will play Paulina! For I am Margaret Tyberius Harrington Babcock Hirohito Codswoggle Esmerelda Dimimsey Kerrigan Harding Buttahfuco Harrington Pericles Schivo Groome. The greates actress to ever act in the history of acting. Damn this “so-called” student theatre company. You children are not able to even match one tenth of my acting ability. For I have talent on loan from God. You are lucky that I don’t charge you admission to view my glorius performance. You are baely worth enough to suckle on my ample thespian teat. I played Lady Macbeth for the Queen of England. I portrayed, nay I was Cordelia on the top of Mount England. Now I’m here in Canada, with you colonists. You’re worse than nothing. You are worse than the Welsh, worse than the Irish, for I am British
(A large British Flag drops behind her as she sings “Rule Britannia” and the first six versen of “I’m Henry the VIII th I am I am. She’s been married to the widow next door….) MG: (cont’d) For I am a professional actressand I have more talent in one of my withered grey pubes than you have in your entire family lineages. I am Margaret Groome!!!
RS: Isn’t this just a tired, bitter old woman’s last sad attempt to find own lost youth and a slap in the face to any actress who has ever acted in the history of this theatre company.
MG: No!!! For this will not be a normal production. This will go down in the cannon of Western Civilization as one of the great feats of man. Right up there with the pyramids, the Taj Mahal, Pamela Anderson’s tits, and the 1979 Philadelphia Flyers.
RS: Well, Ah Wilderness! Got ***.5 (three and a half stars) in the Free Press.
MG: There isn’t enough squids in the unniverse to produce the ink necessary to make the number of stars this show will receive from the theatre elite and intelligentia.
Joanna: (gulp) Is there a full cast yet.
MG: Ummmmm.No. I spent most of the time getting the big british flag.
JE: But I spent all night sewing
MG: Quiet, Jeremy.
JE: Yes, Margaret.
MG: What did I tell you to call me?
JE: Yes, Her Majesty’s Royal Highness Baroness Groome.
MG: And don’t make eye contact.
JE: A most sicere and heartfelt apology.
MG: And you call yourself a stage manger.
Next Scene III – Rehersal with Dave Degrow
Scene III – Rehersal w/ Dave Degrow
DD: Thy doth…..
MG: Diction, David, diction. To improve my diction, I held Lawrence Olivier’s cock in my mouth for 4hrs. a day, everyday until the day he died.
DD: That reminds me of Raph and Joanna.
MG: Again, and remember diction.
DD: Alright, thy doth thither……
MG: No,no,no – crisper. You are speaking sd if you are a retarded Mexican.
DD: You are a retarded Mexican! I am David Cartwright Underdunk Schleshinger Hildebrand Levesque Gilloly Delhousie Trundlebunk Ezra Moonunit Rooosevelt Degrow. I’m young, virile, and potent. My diction is as clear and crisp as Chicken Delight coleslaw, you haggard, heartless, trollop!
MG: How dare you! I was doing Shakespeare when you were a pockmarked fetus festering inside of your mother’s womb.
DD: you are just bitter because you’ve never had children.
MG: this would not be tolerated in the professional theatre.
DD: Neither would your massive ego.
MG: I am regretting naming you the TA.
DD: You didn’t regret it when you were giving me that rim job.
MG: That’s it, you’re out of the show.
DD: No, you’re out of the show.
MG: Well, fine if that’s the way you feel about things, I’ll just get my things and leave….wait a second, you can’t kick me out.
DD: Oh really, well then – I guess, I’ll leave. Goodbye, We’ll always have Venice.
MG: Indeen, Venice.
Dave Exits.
Next : Scene IV
Scene IV: Cancelled due to scheduling conflicts
Act II: Scene 1
Jeremy and Margaret are in a studio. Margaret is practicing a monologue.
MG: Why are you late?
JE: I was reading to blind orphans and performing surgery on children who don’t have facial muscles to smile, so they can smile.
MG: It’s called dedication, look it up.
JE: I’m sorry Baroness Groome.
MG: Watch me and tell me how great I am.
JE: Okay.
MG: Thy doth thither…..
JE: Uhhhhh, you want me to tell you when you get a line wrong.
MG: I never get lines wrong…..thy doth thither…hence fourth. More on the diagonal Margaret,diction Margaret. More thought changes….AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JE: Margaret, what are you a director on an actress?
MG: I’m an actress.
Jeremy slaps Margaret in the face MG: I’m a director
Jeremy slaps Margaret in the face MG: I’m an actress.
Jeremy slaps Margaret in the face MG: I’m a director
Jeremy slaps Margaret in the face JE: Margaret, organize your fecal matter, i.e.: get your shit together.
MG: Oh? Water….need water.
JE: You mean gin.
MG: Yes my special pain go bye bye juice. Gimmie!Gimmie!
JE: I’m going to go now.
MG: Thither…doth….(chugs her gin)
Still to come: Act 2 Scene II
Act 2 Scene. II:
Margaret on the phone trying to replace Dave. MG: Hello, Benjamin how are you? (Ben is portrayed by a thin John Candy.
Ben Gross: BG: I am well and yourself.
MG: I have a very interesting proposition for you.
BG:You aren’t going to try and pay me for sex are tou?
MG: Now, that you mention it…….
BG: No, no, no, - what do you want?
MG: How would you; Benjamin Eckland Litz Colby Schopenhauer Kennedy Polaco Grover Sudbury Prefontane Advil Tarktanian Plelthington Gross, like to act in the finest play ever to be staged: Margaret Groome presents A Margaret Groome Production of Margaret Groome’s “A Winter’s Tale” starring Margaret Groome preformed in the Margaret Groome Hole Theatre with limited thanks to William Shakespeare.
BG: Uh….Well I’m in El Salvador right now taking an international drug cartel to hard justice.
MG: So, that’s a maybe then?
BG: No, that’s a no.
MG: Nobody says no to Margaret Groome!
BG: I do, bitch.
Ben Hangs upScene III Margare, Jeremy and Dennis discuss the set. MG: Here is what I had in mind. A waterfall of liquid Gold, a giant portrait of Paulinaon the wall and the floor, circled by a gaagle of gazelles. A moat in front of the ghetto filled with borscht with a birch bark canoe floating in it paddled by Alec Guiness – and a computerised bathtub that spits out all the numbers of pi. And all the costumes will be made out of crushed velvet and marshmallows, and I personally require3 inch hairpins coated in lemon juice. They must be coated by “Buzzsaw”, the stalker from “The Running Man” and the guy who gave Stella her groove back.
DS:Uh…yeah, we are just going to give you the “As You Like It “set.
MG: This is not the way things are done in the professional theatre!
DS: Well, how about you do me a favour and suck me off.
MG: Well, I never……
DS: Maybe you should sit on some more corners of tables.
MG: Jeremy, thrash him.
JE: But Margaret, I signed up to rub salve on burn victims and then I have to tend to some bird flu sufferers.
MG: I said thrash him!
JE: Yes, Baroness Groome.
DS: Let’s rock ‘n’ roll, Candy Ass.
Dennis beats on Jeremy like a lion pummels a gazelle. Jeremey is left in a pool of blood. Dennis uses the blood to write “DIE” on his chest and screams:
DS: I Am The Alpha Male!!!
MG: Jeremy, When you come to – get me some tea. I am Margaret Groome!
Act 2 Scene 3
Margaret and Sandi are working one on one
Sandi: Thy doth thither…..
MG: Diction, my dear girl, diction.
Sandi: Okay, sorry. Oh hence fourth thither………..
MG: Sit down, sweetie cakes.
Sandi sits down and Margaret starts rubbing her shoulders, slowly. MG: cont’d – You know Sandra, I can call you Sandra ,right .
Sandi: (speaking awkwardly) Um…. Sure I guess.
MG: Sandra, university is a time where you should experiment. When I went to the Shrewsberry Academy for wayward girls, there was a buxom Swedish exchange student named Helga. She had Sarah’s face, Kim’s hair, Alexis’ chest, and your supple, Christian ass.
Sandi: Margaret, you rubbing a little hard.
MG: We had a biology practical study to do. We drinking a teeny bit, only a few gallons of diesel, Helga said, “I’ve never seen my own vagina.” And I said, “Well, I have a mirror and a toungue.
Sandi: That’s it – I’m out of here.
Sandi Exits. Act 3 Scene I Danc/Singing Practice
MG: Dance, dam you.
Olivia: ( as portrayed by Dakota Fanning) Margaret, we don’t have any music.
MG: Are you questioning my authority?
O:Well its just that it is difficult to sing and dance without music.
MG: When I preformed this play in 1907……
O: (drawing a gun) NO! No! No way babe, enough of that shit, okay. Here’s what’s going to happen everybody stay calm. Nobody is going to get hurt. All I want is some decent music to sing to. Don’t mess with me, I’ll kill you. I’ll kill all of you.
MG: Maybe you can spontaneously burst into song.
O:Fine
Olivia starts sing to the tune of Tiffany’s “I think were alone now” Margaret behave;
You have taken away my love for theatre;
Who will leave after Dave?
I could really use a beer
Because you’ve robbed us all of our joy, joy,joy,joy
Many of us have become unemployed, ployed,ployed,ployed
A lot of Bitterness, and a lot of spite;
And then I put my arms around your neck and I strangle you to the ground and then we sing:
Chours: I think you’ure delusional, there doesn’t seem to be a sane thought around.
I think you’re delusional – you’re beating diction and thought changes into the ground.
MG: That was mildly entertaining.
O: That’s it! Die muthafu**er Die!!!Olivia fires her gun at Margaret. MG: Jeremy, take the bullet, now!
JE:Yes, baroness Groome.
Jeremy gets shot in the junk as he leaps in front of Margaret
JE: Owwww! My junk!O: Jeremy – noooooooo!MG: Here’s a band-aid, take 25 minutes and comeback with one of those tiny pizzas I like.JE: Yes Ma’am (Jeremy hobbles away bleeding and vomiting) Act IV: Opening night. Margaret is giving a pep talk
MG: Everyone gather around. None of you will succeed in your goals at anything you do. You will all be failiures. But on this night, you will achieve the highlighst of your lives. For not only will you never have an acting role as glorious as this but, you will never in your hideous existences ever experience anything more majestic that the pure and tantric pleasures of Shakespeare. I am Maragaret Groome ( as Margaret licks her nipple)
Sandi: Margaret, when was the last time you got laid.
MG: I don’t know, when did that Ferris Bueller movie come out?
Sandi: That’s a long time.
MG: it’s not a problem really. I’m a sexual camel.
Raph: Isn’t it just because you have maggots growing out of your cunt.
MG:No, but I do have spiders crawling around in my coochie.
Raphael: That’s horrible.
MG: No, that’s British.
Act 4 Scene II
The sex Scene. The following scene may contain Sex.
Dan and Sarah are in crowded green room. Dan is strumming on a guitar. Sarah is strumming Dan’s Junk. Sarah: You want to.
Dan: What in front of all these people?
Sarah: Okay then, be a baby about it.
Dan: I’m not a baby.
Sarh: Then f**k me – Angel Eyes!
Olivia: Oh, I want in on that.
Olivis sings Peggy Lee’s “Fever” as Dan licks her inner thigh. Sarahbegins to work on the outer thigh as Olivia’s voice gets higher and higher. Pools of swaet form on all their backs as the rest of the cast watches with intense focus. Olivia stops singing and proceeds to give Sarah’s nipples a tongue bath. Joanna enters and blows Raph, obviously. As she is blowing him, Ray sexes her annally. He removes one of her dental fillings. Ray is constantly beating a drum. Joanna: Uhh. Ray, what’s going on back there?
Ray: Shut your mouth woman.
Raph: She better not, I’m almost there.
Olivia: I can’t go on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everybody stops what they are doing. Ray continues to beat on the drum. Olivia. I can’t go on. I’m carrying Jeremy’s baby!!
To be continued The Continuation.
Olivia: Remember when I shot you in the junk?
JE: How could I forget!
Olivia: Well, a little bit of your junk flew off, and it had some of your manjuice on it, and as you know I never where panties – some spooze must’ve landed in my lady plumbing and as a result, I’m with child.
JE: It can’t be mine.
MG:IT IS YOURS!!!!!!!!
Je: Alright, I’ll do the honourable thing – I’ll spring for the abortion.
Kim: No, you have to marry her.
Joanna: (gulp) (softly) Yummy Raph cum (Loudly) Yeah, marry her.
MG: Jeremy, you can’t marry Olivia. You must marry my kitty, Baron Whisker Von Snuggle Mittens!
JE: I don’t know what to do
Spotlight shines on Jeremy as he goes in to a silliloquy: To marry Olivia, or not to marry Olivia;
To marry Margaret’s cat, or not to marry Margaret’s cat;
That is the question;
Whether it would be noble to marry Olivia;
Or really disgusting to have sex with Margaret’s cat.,
Must I suffer the claws and hairballs,
Or do I listen to the angelic tones of Olivia –
Aye there is the rub; For if I don’t Marry Margaret’s cat she will rip out what’s left of my junk.
Olivia: What’s it going to be?
JE: (softly) Raph can I borrow your cock ring?
Raph: Sure. (Raph hands Jeremy his cock ring)
Jeremy: Olivia Tannenbaum Ragweed Oglethorpe Pimemto Shamrock Babalu Gerbles Scemp Calabash Greyskull Musatapha Sukula von Erich Whirdon, will you marry me?
Olivia: Oh Jeremy, I though you’d never ask – of course I will.
Jeremy puts the “engagement ring” on Olivia’s finger and the two kiss passionately. Joanna also gives Raph a handjob in the background. MG: Oh you’ll pay for this Jeremy – you’ll pay – I am Margaret Groome! I have to go make a phone call, I am Margaret Groome!
Raph: You already said that.
MG: Read a book!
Act IV Scene 3
Margaret is on the phone with John Landreville. MG: Hey, Jonny baby – Big M here, how’s the go going.
John:Not bad doll face, how’s by you?
MG: Aces! Listen you wouldn’t want to marry my cat would you?
John: No.
MG: What about framing Jeremy for a heinous crime so he doesn’t marry the woman he impregnated?
Jonh: Why would I do that?
MG: Because I’ve got pictures with you and Marleigh.
John: Fuck that shit, I’ve got the tape.
MG: What about the pictures with you and Ben?
John: My mom held the camera.
MG: I still have pictures of you and me.
John: Come on, I was young, I needed the money.
MG: Just make Jeremy go away, and your secret is safe with me. And I’ll pay you 30 pieces of silver.
John: You’re a bastard Margaret Groome.
MG: I know.
Coming up next: The Passion of Jeremy
Here we go the next to the last installment: A winter’s Fail
Act 4 Scene 4
Jeremy and Meghan (ASM) are Smoking Crack before the show. Megahn: So, I hear you are marrying Olivia?
Jeremy: So it seems.
Meghan: What does that mean?
Jeremy: Something bad will happen. They will come to you – Raph will fart 3 times and you will deny me and then I will be crucified.
Meghan: No, Jeremy – I won’t let that happen.
Jeremy: If only I could believe you.
Act 5 Sc. 1 The Wedding Day, just before the show.
Jeremy: I have to go marry some letters.
Ray: Can I be your best man?
Jeremy: Okay.
Ray: Bachelor Party baby!!!!!!!
Jeremy: There is no time – but you will have to help me carry the cross.
Ray: What are you talking about.
JE: You’ll see.
Jeremy Exits, as Olivia EntersOlivia: (Singing) Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la – I’m getting married today. Tra-la-la-la-laKim & Erin: (singing) She’s getting married today.Olivia: Thank goodness Jeff is an ordained minister. Jeff: I’m also a shaman, a rabbi, and Lord Potentate as well as grand puba.
Olivia: Matt, will you give me away?
Matt: It would be my honour.
Simon: Everybody stop! I have terrible news, Jeremy has been arrested.
Olivia: For What?
Simon: Would you believe Mail Fraud.
Act 5 Sc.2
Jeremy is in the shop/court of justice, handcuffed. Dennis is presiding. Everyone else crowds around.
Dennis: You, Jeremy Whindham Mulligan Lanza Bakarat Crupier Doyle Brunson Hellmuth Spishak Mermin Costington Attila Felatio Rampton are hereby charged with the heinous crime of mail fraud.
JE: But I was mailing money to world vision to feed the starving children on St. Boniface.
Simon: And we really appreciate it.
Dennis: The stamps on the letters were counterfeit.
JE: But I got them from John Landreville, he would never betray me.
MG: Tee Hee (giggling) He has also said that he is King of the Stage Managers.
Dennis: Is that true?
JE: If you say it is.
MG: That is blasphemy!
Dennis: I wash my hands of this matter, do with him what you will
JE: Meghan, I didn’t do anything wrong, right.
Raph farts once Meghan: Who are you?
JE: Come on, Meghan.
Raph Farts Twice
Megahn: I’ve never seen you before in my life.
JE: Meghan, please.
Raph farts thrice Meghan: Sorry, doesn’t ring a bell.
MG: Crucify him! Crucify him! Crucify him! Crucify him! Crucify him! Crucify him!
Olivia: No, he’s my baby’s daddy
Margaret and Dennis take Jeremy away.
Coming up next: The thrilling Conclusion.
A winter’s Fail : The Thrilling conclusion.
Act 5 scene 3
Margaret is whipping Jeremy and places a crown of thorns on his head. MG: Here’s your crown your majesty! Now carry this cros from the Green Room to the Losey studio.
Margaret hands Jeremy a large wooden cross. Everyone leaves to watch Jeremy carry the cross. Raph and Joanna are 69ing. Margaret is alone in the green room and is met by a supernatural force. MG: I run this show and my uppence will never come.
Ghost of Vic Cowie(portrayed by Bono): Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargaret Groooooooooooooome!
MG: What, whose that?
Vic: It is I, the ghost of Vic Cowie.
MG: Oh, hi there – how are things. I hear heaven is crowded nowadays, because well, you know, Sept. 11.
Vic. Margaret, you must save Jeremy –He is the chosen one.
MG: The little red haired fuckwagon? He can’t be the chosen one, my kitty is.
Vic: Can’t you see you’ve lost you’re mind! You cast yourself in a student play, your acting makes Al Pacino look subtle, and you’ve sent Jeremy, a prince and a great man – a man of nobility and courage – honour and humility – pride and glory – to his death on his wedding day!
MG:Solid plot exposition…….
Vic: Thanks you.
MG: But your diction was a little slushy, you need to lift “pride” more, and you were ghosting on “nobility and courage”.
Vic: Maybe because I am a ghost?
MG: Well be that as it may.
Vic: I tried my best, you’re hopeless.
MG: I am not hopeless, I am Margaret Groome!
Scene IV
Jeremy’s grim death march
Jeremy carries the cross as best he can. He is bloody beaten and tired. Olivia watches with the crowd who are saddened and sympathetic. They sing Poison’s “Every Rose has its Thorn” in tribute. JE: Need water.
Jeremy stops and takes a drink from the water fountain and then falls down. Dennis: Ray, help him up.
Ray: Oh, its because I’m black right.
Dennis: No ,its because you are black.
Ray: I’m not doing it.
Dennis: Joanna do that voodoo you do so well.
JO: Fine, but I better get and A
Dan Gilmour: With you hanging off of Raph all the time, I know you’ll get a “V” and a “D”.
Dennis: Just do it.
Jo: Okay, hey hey Ray Ray – how about I turn your Friday evening into a Mennonight.
Ray: Fine, I’ll help him. Get your cracker ass up,cracker.
Jeremy: Need Strawberry-Kiwi Fruit beverage.
Jeremy puts a toonie in the machine, drinks his drink and falls down. It’s just not my day today. Let’s see, uhh – Need Mountain Dew. Oh no way, Sold out.
Olivia bursts through the crowd and wipes Jeremy’s bloody face. The blood stain on the cloth takes the shape of Jeremy’s facial features and oddly enough, Margaret’s last period, or should I say, exclamation point. Olivia: My Jeremy, what have they done to you.
JE: It’s not so bad, I hear this happens a lot in Backstage.
Dennis: Get her out of here.
Ray shoves Olivia back into the crowd. Dennis and Jeremy enter the Losey. Dennis staples Jeremy to the cross and then the cross top the wall. Jeremy(JE): Why have you forsaken me!
Ray: Because you are a cracker.
Jeremy: Forgive them for they know not what they do.
Dennis: Yes we do. We are crucifying you for not wanting to marry Margaret’s cat.
Simon: Makes sense to me.
Act 6 Scene 1
Three days after Jeremy’s crucifixion, Just before a show
Sandi: Uh,..Margaret can I ask you about next year’s mini-U job?
MG: Well, my kitty will be doing that job.
Trista(portrayed by Cameron Diaz) Margaret, can I ask you about Onstage auditions?
MG: Well, my kitty is taking your spot.
Raph: Can I ask about the TA job.
MG: Well, my kitty will be the TA next year – Let’s have a good show everyone!
Olivia: Before we go on I have prepared a loving musical tribute for our beloved Jeremy.
To the tune of Sarah McGlaughlin’s “I will Remember you” I will remember You, Will you remember Jeremy;
Don’t let Margaret control your life, Thank God you diddn’t marry her kitty,
Oh Jeremy you cook delicious crepes, I hope your red carpet matches your drapes,
I will remember you, will you remember Jeremy;
You managed the stage, we once were engaged;
Margaret’s a whore.
MG: Must you constantly dwell on your dead fiancée, why don’t you move on with your life. It was just a man, its not like it was a cat or something important.
Act 6 Scene2
Chris and Margaret are on stage Chris: Commit it to the ………………line.
MG:It is ………………………. Line.
Suddenly a lightning bolt hits the stage and Jeremy appears in white with script. Jeremy: The lines are commit thee to the fire, and It is yours
Chris: Thanks.
Jeremy: Don’t mention it.
Jeremy ascends upwards. Chris: He truly was King of Kings.
THE END…OR IS IT???????????????
anxious 
