The Kingdom,The Power, and the Glory Postings for March 2007
JUSTINE'S JUSTICE BRIGADE
Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Justine’s Justice Brigade This should be done like an opening crawl, like in Star Wars. In the two thousandth and seventh year of our Lord, the world has been struck by the evil S.M.I.L.E (Smiling Mega Illegal Enterprises) who have built the evil smile ray gun which has crippled the world. As toothy grins blind many, and the “phrase” Cheese echoes throught out the Universe, the SMILE forces are robbing the galaxy blind of its already scarce potash resourses. But one woman, stood and used her gift of not smiling to try to topple the evil SMILE empire and that gift is known as JUSTINE’S JUSTICE BRIGADE. She has a superhero outfit – it’s just a blouse with the ghostbuster logo, but insteaed of a ghost it is a smiley face emotocon. As the smiling society is turned topsy turvy, President Wayne Cox (Talk About, Acting Crazy….too soon) must get help. Cox: Justine we need you to guard the giant potash mound. Our intelligence reports that SMILE is targeting it, and whatever you do don’t smile. Justine: (frowning) Okay. While at the potash pile, the evil Smiley McGhee revs up his ray gun and points it at our fearless hero. Justine: Hey that ray is kind of warm, I guess. McGhee: Shouldn’t you at least sarcastically laugh something like “Ha Ha Ha! Your ray gun has no effect on me.” You know something like that. Justine: If I do that, I might smile a defeat the whole purpose Stay Tuned for more Not Smiling Adventures of Justine’s Justice Brigade.
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ROB'S DEPRESSING BLOG ENTRY
Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Drunken Rant/ thoughts
Current mood:  drunk what is it about life that gets me all cunfused. who loves and who is loved. I'm lost in the sea of sadness, direved by the lack of future hope. What hope is there that i'll find what i'm looking for? i sit here a little tipys wondering why....why i want to scream out. Unable to scream. i have become this emotionless veasle whom is forever drifting in and out what is real and unreal. I love one, but don't know if i t can be love. How can it be? I'll lost..... i'll i want is someone to find me, and hold on and never let go.................................................I tear up on the idea of love, but all i hear is Mad World in the back groud playing. What else. Sorry for all the grammer problems.
Emotion(s) while posting: anxious
HOTTEST CASTMEMBER: PREVIEW AND ANALYSIS
Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2007
03/09/2007  | Hottest Footprints Castmember?
Category: Friends I believe it is time that we all decide who is the most attractive Footprints cast member. As always, no personality shit here, it all must be based on hotness. Preview and Analysis: Marleigh: Classic foxy babe, bootylicious with a rack to match. She took a page from Stacy's mom, and as a result has got it going on. Marleigh can definitely go far if she remembers to shave her legs, and cure her mouth herpes. If you are a fan of blonde ambition this is the pony to bet on. William: Tough to judge as you can pick to vote for him pre or post shave, so if you find the muppets hot – he might float your boat. Long flowing locks like Uncle Jessie can either go for or against him, depending on his moussing habits. Hot in the intellectual sense, can go far if you want a mind f**k. aNDreA: Going with the Lindsay Lohan before the drama look. Think "Freaky Friday" with more spunkyness. Like the man says: Brunettes are fine and blondes are fun, but when it comes to getting a dirty job done it takes red headed woman. Can always bring the tournament around at any moment with her seductive grapefruit eating, you know like when the juice runs down her chest and…well…. you know where I'm going with this. Raph: The velvet teddy bear of the group. If you just want cuddle and mock people, he's hotter than Tyra Banks when she doesn't talk. A real slice of beefcake and can outdance Jeremy six ways from Sunday. Jeremy: The stud and favourite to win the whole thing. – being sexy in shy kind of way and all. Whether its flowers or friutbaskets, Jeremy has mastered the art of being hot on the inside, which drives the ladies and some of the fellas crazy, like the Brittany song. And of course like the man says, You can sleep with a blonde, and you can sleep with a Brunette, but with a redhead you won't be sleeping at all! Candace: A hot adventure no doubt about it. A whirling dervish of heat and that little something special that can only be described razzle dazzle. She's kind of like Die Hard 2, you think you've seen it before, but then all of a sudden you got an iceicle in your eye. Rent it if you want that to make sense. Rob: A big hairy ball of hotness, if you want an emo boy – this is for you. The only thing against him is that when you are making out with him, he gives you blocking notes and makes Bill watch for sightline purposes. Kelly: Oh we don't really know what goes on backstage with her saucy little head set,but we can only assume its hot. If you dig sweetie pies and hate sleeves, she is probably the one going to "look over your prompt book" if you know what I mean. First Round Tournament Hot Fights: Marleigh vs. Rob Jeremy vs. Candace Raph vs. Andrea Will vs. Kelly Winners advance to the semi finals. I need your votes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  | Currently Listening :
Four
By Blues Traveler
Release date: By 13 September, 1994  | |
Emotion(s) while posting: cautious
FOOTPRINTS HOTTIES RD. 1
Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2007
03/12/2007 | Footprints Hotties: First Round Results
Current mood:  confused
Category: Friends Okay its yo yo yo and away we go. The site is set. And competitors will fight it out to see who is hottest Hot Battle #1 Marleigh vs. rob Marleigh came out of the gate real early, as she took a page from the Book of Cake, and wore a short skirt and a long jacket, Na Na Na Na Na Na Na. Rob tried with various beard stroking but was obliterated when Marleigh ate a banana, and as a result Rob's head exploded. Marleigh wins in Rd. 2 at 5:37 Hot Battle #2 Jeremy vs. Candace Candace came out swinging with reckless abandon, with poofy hair and high heels to boot. But Jeremy tried a different approach constantly baking cookies and giving Candace a facial, but not in the dirty way your thinking.Candace could not dodge the onslaught of compliments. By the end, Candace was greasing Jeremy's chest with Crisco and then the Crisco sizzled because Jeremy is so hot Jeremy wins by knockout at Rd 6 at 10:43. Hot Battle #3 Raph vs. Andrea Raph circled Andrea as if he was in the desert for a long time and just saw an Arby's. He pounced with a hot attack of retard jokes and back hair. aNDrea stood pat with a simple hair flip and stopped to have a grapefruit break, alas fruit is Raph's weakness and shrunk down into a puddle like Rob's self-esteem. Wiiner: AndREA with Grape fruit submission at Round 17 at 6:69. Hot Battle #3 Will vs. Kelley Kelly started strong, not wearing sleeves and making a jingly sound with her keys. Will responded with love poems in German, but they still sounded harsh and unpleasant, like when the big costume girl licks syrup off of the yappy one. Will tried to out hot her by flexing both his physical and mental muscles. But alas was out hotted when Kelly put dabs of mayo by her mouth. Guys dig that. Winner: Kelly on RD. 6 at 5:32 by mayo dabs. So the semi finals are set. Marleigh vs. Jeremy Andrea vs. Kelly Winners advance to the super-mega hot championship. I need your votessss!!! God Am I lonely. ..:  | Currently Listening :
Hank Williams, Jr.'s Greatest Hits, Vol.2
By Hank Williams Jr.
Release date: By 22 February, 1994  | 7:40 AM - 8 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove |
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HOT SEMI FINALS
Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2007
03/15/2007 | SO HOT IT SHOULD BE FOOTPRINTS ON THE SUN:THE FINALS ARE SET!!
Current mood:  awake
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes So here we go, I know the world has been waiting with anticipation, since, well, late last week, but its time to feel the heat. ..: Hot battle#1 Andrea vs. Kelly The big battle of the red heads got off to a rockin' start as Kelly had Rage Against The Machines "Testify"as her hot music while Andrea went with the Kylie Minogue version of "Locomotion" Andrea's hot onslaught was like a hot wrecking ball. Leggy, cheery and riddled with sensuous grapefruit nibbling and playful yogurt gulping. Kelly responded by teaching Andrea how to properly rip a dress. The tearing sound was similar to that of the waxing of Andrea's pubes. Andrea then decided to be gracefully hot, by performing lightining fast quick changes, which damaged Kelly's heart and also her soul and then Andrea starting shaking her feminine collar bone about. Before Kelly was finally out hotted – she muttered "My dearest Andrea, keep on hottin'- for the red heads" Winner by collar bone shaking: Andrea at ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />5:43 of Rd. 34 Hot Battle #2: Jeremy vs. Marleigh This is a long anticipated battle that some many celebrities in the Hot Dome ithe battle ground where are hot battle's take place.) Las Vegas report a record amount of money being wagered on this encounter, between Big Red and The Suicide Blonde. Jeremy of course walked out to "Can you feel the love tonight" by Elton John and asked Marleigh foe a gentlemanly opening slow dance. Marleigh of course complied. Jeremy than got her tea in a non-metal cup. Jeremy was dominating with his style, "I don't care hot I am, that's why I'm so hot.". Marleigh feeling weary, decided to put her tank top into the freezer, and pop it back on(boing - boing), and as a result Jeremy smiled as only he can. The two hot battled back and fourth. Jeremy with baking and foot rubs, and optimism, and Marleigh - shaking what her mama gave her. After three days and exhaustion the Hot Officials decided to call it a draw. So as a Result the Hot Finals will be a very smokin' Three Way as it will Be Jeremy vs. Marleigh vs. Andrea. I need your votes as this will decide who is the HOTTEST!!!!!!  | Currently Reading :
The Way Things Ought to Be
By Rush Limbaugh
Release date: By 01 October, 1993  | 12:52 PM - 1 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove |
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AND THE WINNER IS............
Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2007
And the Winner IS...................................
Current mood:  uncomfortable
Category: Friends Sorry it took so long, but I had get through Rob's "present". No fancy thing , because I haven't slept in a while - so..... Jeremy, a prince and great man. As charming as he is handsome, but I'm a guy and he's not Kevin, so he's gone. Andrea, she is a girl which has that going for her, but Marleigh ahhhhhhhhhhh, nice butt - better boobs, I think glasses are super hot. So congrats to Marleigh Chapman - I hereby crown you the Hottest Person in Footprints on The Moon. Your trophy, tiara, and sash will be sent to you - Your heat will burn for the ages.  | Currently Listening :
Greatest Hits
By The Ramones
Release date: By 06 June, 2006  | 1:26 PM - 2 Comments - 1 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove
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JEREMY'S GIRLS
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2007
| Jeremy's Girls
Current mood:  chipper
Category: Friends To the tume of an early sixties girl group. "soldier Boys" I think is the song in question. Chorus: Jeremy's Girls - We are just Jeremy's Girls- prettiest in the whole world- we are Jeremy's Girls. We were sitting in the green room - He walked in hiar looking like a mushroom-He stopped to look and I stopped to stare-He looks so hunky with his facial hair Chorus I was performing in a show- When he smiled at me, I began to stare-When everyone else started to nap,He stood up and began to clap. Chorus He's sexy in a shy kind of way-He'd rub my feet when I was working all day-He'd bring me flowers and bake me a cake - Oh what a wonderful father he would make. Chorus; He's the king of set design-In his jeans, his booty looks fine-He is sweet like a red wine-I wish one day he'd be miiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeee Chorus 4:37 PM - 1 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove |
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HANDPRINTS PART 6: BOONE THERE DONE THAT
Posted: Monday, March 5, 2007
Handprints Part 6: Boone there, done that. Poone: Janney, it’s Poone I’ve come back to re-marry you. Janney: Really?! Poone: Oh, god, I would never be caught dead with a bus crash of a human being like you. Janney: Oh, Poone! So you kidnapped Anne Carol from me, I guess, you feel like a big man. Poone: It’s not kidnapping, she doesn’t like you. Janney: Quiet, you’ll make me think that she doesn’t like me. Enter Fat Costume Girl and little yappy costume girl. Fatty: Ummmmmmm, excuse me, but they did not have kidnapping in the eighties. I’ve done a lot of research on this. Janney: Uh, yeah that’s great. Fatty: And Poone, you should take this paper bag. Poone: why?> Fatty: Well, my boyfriend……yeah that’s right I have a boyfriend… a man finds me attractive…so there. My boyfriend always puts a paper bag over my face, so you should do that too. Yappy: Tee hee. Poone: That’s alright. Enter Dennis Dennis: Sigh. Dennis Exits Poone: Do you have anything to drink? Fatty: Well my boyfriend likes to drink…… Anne Carol enters, and hurls several grapefruits and nectarines at fatty. Anne Carol: Take that and that and that. Janney: Anne Carol, you’re back! Anne Carol: That’s right mama, I couldn’t leave alone with you her. Here put on some good clothes. Janney puts on some nice clothes.Skunk Enters Skunk: Hey everyone, Mom Died! New Cadillacs for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poone: You know what I’m going to fill my cadilac with. Dishes, Diapers, and rotten crab apple pie. Enter BarrellBarell: I’m wacky!Exit Barrell Janney: Poone, could do that thing where you answer questions that you ask yourself? Please! Poone: Do I want to answer my own questions? Kind of. Have I ever had a really good pickle? Often. Have I ever molested Anne Carol? Rarely. Did I ever love you? Probably. Janney: You make words sound so pretty? Any words even - puke,incest,fungus, ramone, frunkus. Poone: Fire’s go out.
Emotion(s) while posting: smug
HANDPRINTS PART 4: T.O. BOUND AND GAGGED
Posted: Friday, March 2, 2007
| Handprints on Mars 4: Toronto Bound and Gagged
Current mood: creamy
Category: creamy Automotive Handprints Part 4 .Toronto Bound and Gagged Sk8ter Boi is playing in the Background, as Skunk enters,] Janney: Don't you ever in the history of the world never ever come here. I will kill you if you ever come with ten fee t of this house. If you ever think of coming to this house I will smack you like a fart in a mitten. Skunk: But….. Janney: Okay, sit down. They sit Skunk: There is a bit of a problem. Janney: What?! Skunk: It's my mom, I think she's getting better. Janney: No, no, no – She'll get worse, you have to believe. Skunk: No the gave her some pills or some thing. She's so healthy – she's eating an octopus. Mom, whenever she's healthy – she just gobbles down the calomari. Janney: When my mom died, it was different – you see it was raining and there was this big puddle and she didn't know how to swim and….. Skunk: Good lord, does it really have to about you? Boy I'm talking about my dying/living mother and you have to turn back around to you, forget about the octopus – your favourite fish is the sel-fish. Janney: Look in my pocket. Wow an old Mars bar. EWWWWWWWWWWWW! You can see Handprints on it. Skunk: Handprints on Mars, eh? Well who do you think the belong too. Janeey: Well I don't know, these pants aren't mine. Enter Anne Carol. Anne Carol: Uh….Mom, I'm going to take the train back to Toronto. I don't like it here and I don't like you. Skunk: Anne Carol. Don't talk to your mother that way! Anywhoo, I'm bored. You want a take a whiff of the skunk spray? Anne Carol: You're so vulgar. Exit Anne Carol. Janney: I'll just to going to check on Anne Carol and then we'll screw like a fart in a mitten Janney goes to check on Anne Carol. A small yelp is heard. Janney: Oh no Anne Carol is Gone! Skunk: True, but maybe you could haved wailed in anguish.  | Currently Listening :
Resolver
By Veruca Salt
Release date: By 16 May, 2000  | 5:15 PM - 5 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove | | | | 02/21/2007 |
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