DEMONCOW
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| Location: |
Millington, NJ |
| Member Since: |
7/7/05 |
| Last Login: |
5/10/08 |
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DEMONCOW's Blurbs
About Me
My life sucks, what more do you want from me? Well if I must…I was a mean, badass bull and aspiring musician who wanted to spread my music around the world and spend my days nailing groupies by the dozen. So I sold my soul to the Devil (who, because he's the Devil, decided to make me part cow while he was at it) for fame and a record contract but didn't have the foresight to see that fame doesn't last long when nobody wants to hear music from a cow/bull abortion of a being. So now I'm stuck reviewing porn and music for a living and tugging on my utters. What shitty fucking existence. Anyone got a revolver?
Interests
Fucking your mother. Eating grass.
Books
“How To Spot a Tranny BEFORE He Cums in Your Mouth”-by Jim Norton “Bugalogaloo, Bugalogaloo, Where's My Career Now?”-by Andrew Dice Clay “Two Decades of Sucking”-by Winger “Why Does My Cock Look Like a Muppet's Nose?” -by Lee Stone
Movies
A Clockwork Orange, American History X, Shawshank, Taxi Driver, Wedding Crashers, Borat, Old School, Fight Club, Ghostbusters, Dumb and Dumber, American Psycho, The Big Lebowski, Braveheart, Scarface, The Godfather, Pulp Fiction, Gladiator, Boondock Saints
Music
Nirvana, Seether, Nonpoint, Foo Fighters, Jimi Hendrix, U2, Eric Clapton, Tool, Slipknot, Local H, STP, Metallica, Weezer, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Godsmack, Sevendust, Candlebox, Stone Sour, Queens of the Stone Age, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Pink Floyd
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