I am currently enjoying bi-hourly self-administration of Carisoprodol, 350MG. I had Angus steak sliders for lunch. Sliders, if you are unfamiliar with the term, are slang for these delicious little burgers. They also describe the ease by which they leave the body. My point is I am very loopy right now on muscle relaxers and eating food that requires very little to no effort to deficate. Now the layman may ask, "Jeff, wouldn't this cause some kind of odd time/space paradox thing?" Now I'm no scientist, but if such a paradox smells like my wife's vagina after an eight hour road trip, I think we're on the money.
Anyway, I'm married, so please don't send me flirty messages if by some miracle you find me attractive. My wife will figure out my password, log in and see your messages. Then she will yell at me for an hour, we'll both cry, ill end up fucking her in the ass and the whole vicious cycle will start anew.
Just in case you have no idea who the fuck I am, you probably know foundrymusic.com and opieandanthony.com. That's my work. I am also an amateur stand-up comedian. Notice I didn't say up-and-coming, for I am neither up or coming...and if my last couple of shows are any indication of how my career in comedy is going the only performing I'll be doing will be on my knees in a bathroom stall on the NJ turnpike.
My 1st show. not bad for my first time.
My 2nd show, awful. some decent stuff in there to build on in the future.
Interests
Stand-up Comedy, Opie & Anthony, Ron and Fez, smoking.
Books
Freakonomics, How to draw comics the marvel way
Movies
The kind you have to walk through a curtain into a back room where 40 year old guys browse shelves and cast affectionate glances.
Music
Ska music, the hunger pines of starving children living below the poverty line
