CLOWN PORN
Just to give you an idea of how totally backed up we can get with reviews, I should tell you that I was handed this copy of
Clown Porn in January during the
2005 Adult Expo in Las Vegas by Arnold, who operates
Old Pueblo Distribution, and I'm FINALLY getting to it now. It's really a shame too, because I'm finally realizing the lengths some companies will go to in order to set themselves apart from the other hordes of porn studios.
Quite simply, what sets this video apart from every other gonzo video being made today is an abundance of greasepaint, rainbow afro wigs, and foam/rubber red noses. I'm not terribly sure if there IS such a thing as a "clown fetish", but since there seems to be a fetish for every other sexual proclivity on the planet, I'm SURE someone somewhere has a thing for clowns.
Clown Porn is 90 minutes long, and it's not terribly 'funny' in a comedic sense, but it is entertaining to watch a bunch of yo-yo's in clown makeup bang away at some pretty nubile young beauties. The sex scenes are pretty standard, although I could have done without the stupid-ass negative filters that pop up every so often; it's not a total buzz-kill, but shit is it ANNOYING. As an extra little perk, the girls often get a cream pie smashed in their face after getting a few loads blown on their chests....
to be perfectly honest, I don't think I could keep a rod while trying to bang a clown; I think it would dredge up too many sacred childhood memories (the few that ARE sacred, that is). Maybe the guys in the video got hazard pay for having to think of something OTHER than Ringling Bros. while some painted up, pig-tailed clown was hobbing their knobs.
