TEN LITTLE PIGGIES 3
True story: I got a message on my voicemail the other day from
Platinum X director,
Brandon Iron.
He's sitting in a Holiday Inn in Newark, New Jersey because his plane back to Los Angeles was delayed. Now, in MY twisted brain, I'm thinking he's in a hotel room surrounded by naked chicks, all lining up to blow him. Of course, this is far from the truth. The reality is that he's just returned from Prague, Budapest, and God knows where else from his latest expedition to videotape hot pieces of ass having sex with him, and now he's stuck in ass-awful Newark, waiting for a connecting flight... and calling my big ass up because he's bored.
As luck would have it, I was out all night, and was unable to chill with Mr. Slap Happy... oh well, maybe next time.
This brings me to
Ten Little Piggies Vol. 3, one of
Brandon's latest and greatest. OK, well maybe not GREATEST...defintely latest though. I'm just not that keen on the foot fetish video scene. By all accounts, this looks pretty cool. I mean, if you're going to get a foot job by some chick in thigh-high black nylons, why not let it be one of these hotties, right?
I just don't get the foot fetish thing. I mean sure, some hot POA jacking you off is cool...but why go through the extra step of having her feet on your pecker? As far as I'm concerned, that only increases the likelihood that she's going to kick you in the nuts...
I like Brandon's other work though, so I'll give him a "4" for delivering something I know zilch about ...
