UNBREAKABLE
Gorilla feet tap so happy when boss man say new SCORPIONS CD was coming in mail. German metal is excellent music to fight big snake with. German sausage also good to eat when trying to scare big snake with nasty sausage and sauerkraut farts. Gorilla love listening to
Moment Of Glory: Scorpions with the Berlin Philharmonic when wake up in morning, before guard comes in to clean cage. Gorilla make nasty mean face when "Hurricane 2000" come on and run around in cage screaming. Silly guard not too crazy about coming into cage then.
Unbreakable make Gorilla want to forgive Scorpions for writing "Wind Of Change" and putting out that poo-smelling CD,
Eye II Eye in 1999. All is forgiven with this new music. Scorpions catch on to fact that they are rock band apparently and write good music to hit lions with.
"New Generation" is good stomping feet song. Good to stomp bananas to also. Gorilla want to take banana mush, and use it to make banana Newton cookies. Gorilla presenting idea to Nabisco next week. Wish Gorilla luck.
Scorpions look old now. Klaus looks like old German vet who work at zoo, who has the really baggy cheeks. Rudolph Schenker looks like big, fit, impressive, healthy blonde German...Hitler would have liked him if he born 50 years ago. Drummer James Kottak probably really happy he not playing in WARRANT anymore too.
"Love 'em Or Leave 'em" is first single from
Unbreakable, and Gorilla think band should have gone with "New Generation" instead. "Deep and Dark" is fun song to eat Fig Newtons to...Because the Fig Newtons have deep and dark figgy center.
Gorilla like the sound of "Gorilla's Banana Newtons"... No steal idea or Gorilla make fresh batch of "Stupid Theif Arm Netwons".
