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OBSESSION
Gorilla wake up to another day of little kid poking fingers through cage, tapping on Gorilla head like "order up" bell at a diner. Gorilla imagine little snot nose kid fingers were actually Vienna Fingers. Here comes zoo lady now with Nilla Wafers for breasts. Gorilla in the mood for zoo lady today. Its been a while since Gorilla had fun in the penguin village. Someone mysteriously left copy of EIGHTEEN VISIONS CD in cage, must have been one of the many label execs who calls Gorilla feces home. Gorilla remember when Eighteen Visions had balls. Now Eighteen Visions play eunuch-rock. If Gorilla listens real close, Gorilla can almost hear the band selling the farm. Some of the songs remind Gorilla of Velvet Revolver. The singer definitely has some Scott Weiland babushka fantasies. The riffs are heavy but watered down, the choruses sound strained like constipation. Riffs sound like Led Zeppelin a bit. Gorilla hate Allister Crowley. Now Gorilla take Eighteen Visions CD and mix with Gorilla shit like Cold Stone Creamery. Gorilla make new flavour; another-hardcore-band-gone-rock-chocolate-crunch. Try some, everyone else is these days.
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