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THE CURSE
Gorilla headbanging now. Lots of solos and metalcore. Gorilla know ATREYU. Atreyu is popular like the common cold. All the little zoo ladies in training love them. Gorilla know there a few bands doing this style now like BLEEDING THROUGH and AVENGED SEVENFOLD; and they're all from Southern California. Must be all the sun out there. These guys have a drummer who sings like PHIL COLLINS or DON HENLEY. The music is very tongue in cheek - metal / hardcore mixed with straight up fist-pounding cock-rock riffs. Gorilla like the "When Victoria Secret Models Attack" on cover.
The choruses are catchy; like a bad case of Hep. C... Lots of songs about sanguine eyelashes and crimson Cover Girls. Gorilla going to save this CD for later tonight after dusk lockdown; light a few Yankee Candle Co. banana candles and grab Zoo Lady. Gorilla going to take off Gorilla cloak and show Zoo Lady his crimson lipstick.
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