ULTIMATE SURVIVOR
Gorilla remember when "Eye Of the Tiger" was popular song. Was only in Gorilla grade school when
Rocky III come out. Gorilla remember Stallone's hair was cool back then...back when Stallone had hair. Gorilla not know who he think he fooling with that hair club for men special.
Gorilla remember "Burning Heart" from
Rocky IV, and Gorilla think that was last time same band used two times on back-to-back movie soundtracks. Remember Dolph Lundgren? Everyone thought he become next hot shit action star. Remember that piece of shit
Punisher movie he do? Yeah, most gorillas don't either.
Gorilla remember more SURVIVOR songs after Jimi Jamison joined. Lots of sappy keyboard-driven ballads like "The Search Is Over" and "High On You" for Gorilla to put on mix tape for girl gorillas. Mix tapes never work for Gorilla. Usually girl gorillas say "oh, that's so nice...you're such a good friend". Gorilla have enough friends. Gorilla want nookie... Nookie or banana.
No
Baywatch theme on this CD though. Gorilla like
Baywatch... yeah, you laugh... Gorilla think those girls cute as hell.
Gorilla read in
Ultimate Survivor liner notes that singer Dave Bickler had to leave band because he was destroying his voice. Gorilla scream really loud at zoo lady once when she give Gorilla rotten bananas for lunch. Almost had to bring in replacement gorilla to take over for a few days.
Jim Peterik write catchy 80s songs, and Gorilla remember almost every song on this CD from gorilla high school. Now Peterik write songs for 38 SPECIAL and tour with old fogie tour packages.
Gorilla go see Survivor at car show.
