THE MASSEUSE
Holy Mackerel! This Jenna Jameson lady deserves every single penny of money she gets paid for suckin' the baloney pony in
The Masseuse, because she does it better than any walking upright white lady this fish has seen in a long ass time.
Speaking of ponies... Some inconsiderate sonofahaddock dumped a bag of pony shit off a bridge this morning into the river, and had it been an INCH closer, it would have knocked my fishy ass out instantly. Don't dump your garbage in the river, buddy. You could really hurt someone...or some fish!
OK, back to the flick. Porn legend
Paul Thomas directs this remake of the original version of
The Masseuse, which as the boss has told the Gorilla to tell the Nut to tell the broccoli to tell me... was a pretty freakin' popular movie.
I guess that's why they included the original movie as a bonus DVD along with Jenna's version of
The Masseuse.
