HAND SOLO
You ever see a gal take something roughly the shape of a size 13 pair of galoshes and stick it up her butt?
Well, you're about to.
Sean Michaels has discovered yet another untapped (to my knowledge...then again, what do I know?) genre with
Hand Solo. This is two-plus hours of girls going to town on themselves with items that you'd normally see in the back of a plumber's truck. I'm not saying that to be mean, either. I'm just calling it like I see it.
Jayna Oso opens up (pardon the pun) this movie by taking a device that looks like it could be used to brutalize a prizon inmate...and shoving it into a hole in her body that normally doesn't stretch that far...and I'm not talking about her nose either.
Vanessa Blue follows by going to town on a couch with a glass dildo and
Summer Lynn (stupid name, incidentally) goes to town on herself on what was, at one point, a clean pair of sheets...
Hand Solo shows you that masturbation can be fun to watch...when it's a hot POA, that is. Fat hairy guys beating off are still unappealing as hell.
