GLOOM FACTORY
Hoo boy... I woked up this mernin' feelin' gloomy. I wuz gloomy cuz i wuz at this li'l shindig down the beach las' nite and i had met up with these 3 cutie chikz... one of um wuz into me and sed i wuz all good lookin and shit. I got to feelin' not so gloomy aftur that, so I wents drinkin...ya know, to celubrate... and I wuz drinkin... and drinkin...and drinkin... and then I fellded asleep.
Hoo, so thens I wakded up on the beech with my face in a pile o' dog poo, all gloomy becuz I fergot about the chikies I met and thems probubly banged sum udder doods las' nite.
So I needz sum cheerin' up. Musik usually cheers me rightthefuggup, so I puts on this new TEARABYTE thing called
Gloom Factory, and man...thiz is NOT helpin' with my mood. There ain't nothin more gloomy then three chubby doods makin' musik that goes CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA HOOOO BOY!... ya know wut i'm talkin' bout.
I givez these boys a 'A' fer the effert, cuz thems is doin' this since 1998, and been crankin out recerds fer the last 2 yeers er so. There just aint much noo shit on this thing, ya know? It am the saem old riffage, the same old kinda stuff ya mite have hearded on a TESTAMENT disc frum fifteen yeers ago...only this aint fifteen yeers ago.
Lots o dubble bassin'...lots o' Tom Araya-liek screemin'...lots o' shit I herd over and over again.
I gots to hand it to the doods in Tearabyte fer namin this musik appropearately...
Gloom Factory is gloomy....at it am makin' me feel more gloomy. I'm goin' drinkin' again...
