MASTER OF THE MOON
Gorilla just get new DIO CD called
Master Of The Moon from Bossman. No artwork on CD. Just plain white label. Gorilla think record company still airbrushing photos of Ronnie James Dio for official release because Dio look so old. Gorilla not seen Ronnie James since
Dio open up for IRON MAIDEN at MSG...but Gorilla no think Dio getting any younger looking. Dio look a lot like the 'Crypt Keeper' from
Tales From the Crypt. Gorilla used to watch
Tales From the Crypt on HBO all the time. Then came the movies.
First movie good.
Second movie bad. Stupid Dennis Miller/Corey Fedlman Vampire movie. Gorilla make runny banana poo more appealing than that turd.
Master Of The Moon is above average for Dio CD. What Gorilla mean is that some Dio CDs are so good, is necessary to rub boogers all over so no other gorillas touch them.
Killing The Dragon is example of GOOD Dio CD. Others stink so bad, you think you just took short trip to Staten Island...
Magica, Gorilla looking in YOUR direction. Gorilla like "One More For the Road"...keeps Gorilla feet tapping happy. Also like "The Man Who Would Be King" because it knock silly human George W. Bush.
Gorilla think first half of CD is worth keeping, but second half sound like Dio and guitar player Craig Goldy (human who wrote songs with old man Dio) went for afternoon nap and had Dio cover band write the songs.
Gorilla solution is to break CD in two pieces. Gorilla keep piece with first five songs on it.
