GREATEST HITS VOL. 1
Hooooo boy!
it uuzed to bee that you wuznt puttin out a 'Greatest tits' disc until you had a bunch o' dem unnder yer belt, ya know...cuz ya want az much mateerul to pull frum to put yer bestest stuff on a 'hits' cumpilooshun.
So then I reeelize that KORN had itzelf a whole bunch o' CDs over the yeers, so if thems wants to put a
Greatest Hits Vol. 1 in the stores, thems is more then entittled.
Letz start with the noo songs... "Word Up!", the cover o' the old CAMEO toon... itz ok, but it sounds lots like the vershun that GUN did when thems wuz on the
Barb Wire Soundtrack...and that wuz liek ten yeerz ago, boy. The PINK FLOYD cuverz is cool 2, but therez been so manny cuver vershuns of "Anudder Brick in da Wall" that its hard to heer anything uriginal in this one.
The rest o; this disc is one hunnerd percent pur KORN, boy...big chunks o' the stuff... the kinda korn that getz stuck in yer tooths and winds up in yer poo. Speakin uf which...
OK, I'm bakk now... hadto poo... got the beer shitz.
Y'all wanna asprin say fuggit... fuggit...fuggit..
Y'all wanna bagel say fuggin...fuggit..fuggit...
Y'all wanna bluddy mary say ...fuggit...err... umm...OK.
Korn rote themselvez sum kickass muzik in the past ten or so yeerz... i cant fer the life o' me figger out HOW thems doods is haavin a hard time sellin recurds... o wait... its the hole piratin' thing...
Haaaaar matey... I aint no pirate...but I shore culd use sum rum...mmm...rum...
