THE COLLECTOR
Aint nuttin liek a good porno moovy, that's wut i alwaze say, boy...I mostly lieks em with no plot. Ya know, the ones where ya just tern it on and the fuggin starts rite up... yeah, thems.
The Collector aint reelly like that, but it kinda makes up fer all the story and shit with the fuggin.
OK, so theres this dood, Malcom...he's a rich dood plaid by
Mike Horner. He collects all kinda shit.
Jessica Drake is his assistant who is werth fuggin fer hours...and she does get the fuggin fer a long ass tiem, boy.
Theres also this one part, where Jessica is gettin all fuggered by
Cheyenne Collinsin libary...oh man, I had to wakk my bag a few teims to that one...
Then theres this part where they do this blowjob thing with Drake goin at it with
Voodoo, my gal Cheyene, and
Chris Cannon...all of them is wearin these African juju masks er sumthin...Drake also does the whole dubble pentertrashun thing...
Hoo boy, you dont need no more reesuns to get this fuggin thing.
