Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
This review is going to be VERY simple. Very clear. Very to-the-point.
GO BUY THIS GAME NOW!
Don't wait around for the price to come down ten bucks, or to get a used copy...just
GO BUY THIS GAME NOW, before one of your cronies gets it, locks himself in his room for a month to play it, and then emerges only to tell you how cool it is before he goes back in to play it again.
The only problem I have with this game is that the chick behind the counter at the electronics store wouldn't take my fifty bucks fast enough... precious seconds dwindled as I waited for her to ring up my copy of
GRAND THEFT AUTO: SAN ANDREAS.
It's FIVE TIMES THE SIZE of
GTA: VICE CITY.
It features gang wars in and around a bunch of inner-city black guys, all of whom could beat you up, steal your car, or kill you at a moment's notice.
It's got Samuel L. Jackson in it.
Honestly, I wasn't playing this game for very long today because I had to get a bunch of other stuff done, but for that 60-or-so minutes I immersed myself in the game, I can tell you this is the
BEST...GAME...EVER...
Look, within ten minutes, I was beating the shit out of a crack dealer... in his house...while he's getting blown by a naked gang whore.
If you're a member of the clergy, I could understand why you wouldn't want to get a copy of
GRAND THEFT AUTO: SAN ANDREAS. Otherwise, buy the fucker. If you're BLIND, I could understand why you might not want a copy of
GRAND THEFT AUTO: SAN ANDREAS. If you're missing your arms and legs, you have no excuse. You can play
GRAND THEFT AUTO: SAN ANDREAS with your tongue and eyelids.
Oh, you WILL need a PS2.
