CROSSFADE
Gorilla get
new CROSSFADE cd in mail from bossman. Bossman only send CDs now to Gorilla. Maybe Gorilla ass stinks. Maybe bossman tired of being implicated in all the deaths surrounding Gorilla cage. Gorilla swear they all die of natural causes. Gorilla killed them, naturally.
Gorilla make joke. You laugh now.
Grossfade sound like they went to the NICKELBACK school of songwriting, and graduated with a B minus. Singer sounds much like Chad Kroeger and riffs sound like recycled yummy bananas - the kind you can swallow more than one time, but never seem as fresh as they did the first time.
Gorilla favorite song is "Colors"...remind Gorilla of the colors red, white, and black. Wait, CD is red white and black.
Sorry. Gorilla confused. "Death Trend Setta" is like PAPA ROACH/LIMP BIZKIT ripoff, but done with good hook. Gorilla got hook stuck in thumb when fishing. Gorilla lose so much blood.
Gorilla think this CD good to use in MP3 player or mix tape. Mix tape is great way to impress girl gorillas. They really appreciate varied sense in music and ability to blend Richard Marx into Journey into Crossfade.
Stop laughing at Gorilla.
