STILL REIGNING DVD
Gorilla never get to go to SLAYER concert when used to be little Gorilla. Mom and Dad Gorilla used to rip up all Gorilla's overpriced concert t-shirts from Spencer gifts and send Gorilla to therapy because they thought listening to
Reign In Blood and watching
Friday The 13th movies would make Gorilla into serial killer Gorilla. Gorilla like cereal with a lot of sugar. Sugar-frosted Banana Bombs are Gorilla's favorite breakfast snack. Crispix and Kix not have good sugar content.
Gorilla not serial killer. Gorilla only kill when absolutely necessary... like when zoo lady comes to clean cage and put restaints on Gorilla. That is enough to send Gorilla on rampage.
Still Reigning is all original Slayer lineup: Tom Araya, Jeff Hanneman, Kerry King, and Dave Lombardo, playing entire
Reign In Blood set in front of thousands of screaming humans at the Augusta Civic Center in Augusta, Maine on July 11th, 2004. Maine is full of Slayer fans. Maine also filled eith deformed humans that look like Gorilla. Slayer still plays as fast as they did in early 1980s...only everyone is a little fatter. Gorilla can't run as fast as back in 1983... too much banana putting making Gorilla's ass fat. Zoo lady told Gorilla to go on diet. Gorilla grab zoo lady by the neck and jam eclairs into her eye sockets.
During "Raining Blood" the band is covered in blood... Gorilla going to make educated guess and say it was fake blood. if it REAL blood, then someone going to have big lawsuit soon.
Bonus footage of band interviews is cool. Looking at old Slayer kind of kills it for Gorilla, but then Gorilla see Kerry King's tattoos and everything is cool again. That's a lot of black ink.
