FITNESS SLUTS 1
As any fish will tell you, especially a salmon, swimming is etremely demanding physically. If anyone (or anything) is going to pass judgement on another person's/thing's physical form, it should be us, the fish.
I can tell right off the bat that the overwhelming majority of women in
Fitness Sluts 1, the latest offering from veteran adult star
Sean Michaels are swimmers. The muscle tone on these gals is exceptional, and I'll bet you a stack of pennies and my left nut (yes, I have them) that each and every one of them could do the 100 meter breast stroke in under a minute. Cover girl
Nautica Thorn has the form of an olympic relay swimmer, and
Lucy Lee must work her sphincter muscles out to prepare for the monster anal pounding Michaels gives her.
Lisa Sparxxx...well, she looks like she's a fan of the drive-thru, but the boss likes her so I'll lay off.
If it wasn't for the fact that I either A) Steal all my porn from the beaver stash, or B) get it thrown into my end of the pond by the boss man, I think I would actually figure out how to get my ass above water and
Buy this movie, it's that superior.
Sure, the girls in porn flicks are generally cute, but Michaels rounded up a group of chicks that is SO above par, it makes you wonder where he finds them all.
