THE GREATER OF TWO EVILS
Gorilla not know why ANTHRAX decide to re-record songs from Neil Turbin/Joey Belladonna era, but Gorilla glad they did. Old school Anthrax sound almost like new school Anthrax with John Bush singing.
Bossman give this CD to Gorilla immediately following massive Gorilla bowel movement, so Gorilla able to tap feet happy, and dance around cage without extra weight of 20 pound banana shits weighing down Gorilla. Gorilla see Anthrax live many times, so hearing Bush sing "Caught in A Mosh" nothing new. But this is first time Gorilla hear clean studio version. Gorilla jump around cage like crazy...gorilla...when main riff kick in. Zoo lady try to stop Gorilla, but zoo lady get face full of steel chair when she try to turn the hose on Gorilla. Stupid zoo lady. Always try to keep Gorilla down.
Gorilla think "Indians" sound better with Bush singing. Gorilla also know where SUM 41 get most of their riff ideas now. Plagiarize much, Sum 41? Gorilla even know a photocopy when he see it.
Greater Of Two Evils track listing picked by fans of band online. Much props to band for letting fans pick songs. Anthrax not stupid. Anthrax know that without fans spending money, there is no Anthrax.
Gorilla happy for bossman. No bossman mean no CDs for Gorilla. Gorilla no have money for CDs. Gorilla no have pockets either. Gorilla only have two tank tops, and this one dirty from wiping ass.
