THE PRICE OF FAITH
Gorilla get new CD from band
SiX from bossman. Bossman say 'Gorilla...here is Six CD for you"... Gorilla only see one. Gorilla never good at math, but Gorilla know difference between one CD and six CDs. Gorilla start to get angry because me think zoo lady secretly take five CDs when Gorilla not paying attention. Gorilla throw chicken bone from last night supper at zoo lady temple. Zoo lady need many stitches now.
Then Gorilla realize band is called SiX. CD is called
The Price Of Faith. Gorilla feel a little silly, but not sorry about zoo lady. Gorilla figure zoo lady do lots of bad things Gorilla never see so chicken bone was payback for one of those things.
SiX sound like two. Two other bands Gorilla like. SiX sound kind of like DOPE, and kind of like GODSMACK. Intro sound identical to IRON MAIDEN
Number of The Beast. Come on guys, Gorilla not stupid. If Gorilla catch on, chances are the guys in Maiden going to catch on too. Maybe it's tribute. Gorilla thinks they should have gone in other direction with intro.
SiX is nu metal when nu metal is not so new anymore. Gorilla like, but Gorilla think too many other bands doing this kind of music already and SiX going to have hell of a time finding success when so many other bands sound like this.
Singer's name is Lauren. Lauren is girl's name. SiX singer not a girl. Gorilla think SiX singer should change name to Lance. Lance or Biff. Those good names for tattooed singer. Lauren makes Gorilla think this guy is looking to bite off ALICE COOPER and MARILYN MANSON. Works for them. Not for Lauren.
Gorilla like song called "Something's Gotta Give"... Sound fast, hard, angry, with lots of crunchy guitars. Gorilla like crunchy guitars almost as much as crunchy peanut butter. Peanuts get stuck in teeth though and without nice glass of milk, mouth gets all dry. Nothing beat a good peanut butter and banana sandwich. Maybe SiX peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
