THE EVIL VAULT
Remember when Geraldo Rivera opened up Al Capone's vault on live television? yeah, I was only a little sprout way back then, but I still remember it clearly.
It sucked. What an ass-awful excuse for television. I've seen more compelling footage in crime scene films after I've gone on a stock-boy-slicing rampage.
Thank GOD
Joey Silvera didn't step into the same pile of compost when he opened up
The Evil Vault. I'm no dummy. I know good smut when I see it. For a guy who doesn't have a prick, I'm pretty damn insightful when it comes to scoping out good porn.
18 girls...some you know, some you don't... in 15 never-before-seen scenes straight from the fine folks at
Evil Angel. I know what you're thinking; You're thinking 'Brock - don't be a Lemon...you know this is just cutting room floor shit they couldn't put into anything else." Ok, fine. Maybe you'd have a point if you were dealing with
Mikey's shitty-porn cornucopia... but you're not. This is
Joey Silvera, a guy who was IN the business for a long time before he started directing...and this is
Evil Angel...a company with VERY high standards, that hires guys to film some of the raunchiest material you have EVER seen. Get it? No? Not yet.
Put simply: The stuff they wipe off the bottoms of their shoes is the stuff you will blow a load to in a matter of seconds.
