Ass Eaters Unanimous 5
I checked out what the
Doc said about Ass Eaters Unanimous 3, and I have to tell you, I think he's dead-on. Truth be told, I think he's overly technical, but then again, he IS a doctor, and I am ...a moose, aye?
So anyway, I'm kicking back with a Molson, thinking about ice fishing and tits, and the bossman sends me over a copy of
Ass Eaters Unanimous 5. You really gotta figure that if
Tom Byron made five of these things, there's obviously a market for it, right buddy?
(by the way, that guy's got bigger ass than mine nowadays... talk about lettin yourself go...wow). So anyway, he's hit upon a unique niche with his
Ass Eaters Series, and he's going to milk it as much as he can.
This time out, we have the lovely
Lauren Phoenix gobbling down a fella's dumper like it's her last meal... I mean, you really gotta wonder if she's lookin for her lost car keys... umm, in a guy's ass...yeah, I'm drinking a little too much. I better switch to a nice pale ale.
Gia Paloma, mind you, could be the cutest little thing I have ever seen in my years walking through the wilderness...and her willingness to take it on the chin and eat out a fella's pooper...well, that just makes her a swell gal in my book.
Ass Eatin' is NOT gay if it's goin' on between a lady and a man. If you're a fella....and you like havin' your rear given a nice little tongue-bathin'...then you shouldn't think of yourself as a gay boy...UNLESS it's a guy doin' it. I'm tired of my fellow moose folk tellin' me my ass is gay because I like havin' it licked. I ain't gay, and neither are you if you like looking at
Ass Eaters Unanimous 5.
