BAKER'S DOZEN 3

I have got to get Brandon on the phone. Seriously. Now that I have met the guy, and realized that he's about one thrid my size and the nicest, least imposing human being I have ever met, I have got to ask him how, exactly, one goes about convincing a girl to have fourteen loads blown on her face. Is it charm? Is it cash? I'm betting it's the latter.

Take for instance, 21 year-old Persia, who as you can see, gets a ton of work on her own doing regular adult video work. What did it take to convince her to do a scene with fourteen other guys immediately following a scene with Michael Stefano? I'm betting there was a thick wad of hundreds involved. Thr girl looked like a glazed chocolate donut after that was all done.

Next up is Krysta-Lynn Lovely, who does a number with Toni Ribas before taking thirteen loads to the face...AND...AND...AND... getting it LICKED off by Deja Dare. How do you do that?!?!?!?! God, I have got to figure out a way to have a stack of hundreds...totally disposable...on my person at all times.

Oh, incidentally...check out the DVD Extras on Baker's Dozen 3...nothing like getting insight from a chick who just took a pint of semen to the forehead.