ALL THAT REMAINS
Gorilla remember
first FOZZY cd, and Gorilla remember thinking it was sub-par version of SPINAL TAP. Bossman give to Gorilla long time ago and Gorilla rock out with cock out listening to Chris Jericho call himself 'Moongoose McQueen'. Gorilla like Steve McQueen better. Steve McQueen was badass in
The Getaway. Gorilla remember thinking Fozzy is a joke band and Chris Jericho going to get this out system just like bad batch of steroids.
Gorilla make big mistake. Almost as big as mistake Gorilla make on carpet after drinking too many banana milkshakes on empty stomach. Bossman give Gorilla
All That Remains, which is third cd from Fozzy...and surprise surprise... Fozzy turn into REAL band this time. REAL songs. REAL riffs. Gorilla like this REALLY much. REALLY good. REALLY...oh, forget it. Gorilla not as good sometimes with English typing.
"Enemy" is cool song that make Gorilla think of zoo lady. Very cool chorus make Gorilla think of punching zoo lady's teeth into back of zoo lady's skull for not giving Gorilla space heater for cage.
"It's A Lie" sound kind of like SEVENDUST, but with girl helping out in chorus. Gorilla remember one time when girl help out with problem in Gorilla shorts. Problem was long, hard, and took a few hours to fix. Gorilla make penis joke. You laugh or Gorilla make problem for you, buddy.
Metal community like
All That Remains too, and when you get approval from that bunch of long-hair snobs, you know you have good music on your cd.
Gorilla feet tap happy, and head bang angry with new Fozzy record. Go get your own.
