MARY CAREY RULES #5
The rear panel of
Mary Carey Rules #5 reads as follows:
"Sexy girls make me wet! I love to worm my hot tongue in-between the soft folds of a girl's pussy lips. I love all kinds of lips ... loosey-goosey piss flaps, puffy young girl lips, or even the roast beef lips of hot Latin girls like Ava Ramon. Yum! They're all delicious! I also love sucking on their nipples, whether they're pink or brown. Big titties, little titties, they're all beautiful. And don't forget girl's assholes. I love to feel the texture of those little crinkles against my tongue. I hope you enjoy watching this as much as I loved making it!" -- Mary Carey
That, ladies and gentlemen... is a young go-getter woman who KNOWS how to campaign and cater to her audience. No wonder she ran for Governor of California. Granted, I think her platform of 'anal for everyone' wasn't as strong as Arnold's economic reform policies, but she knew what she wanted to do.
Now, even though I am primarily an internist (and the mood strikes me, I might just fancy a detailed look-see at your insides), I dabble in relationship therapy every so often. I would absolutely recommend
Mary Carey Rules #5 to any fella who is having trouble in his relationship. There are a few reasons for this; allow me to explain. First of all, you and your girl will marvel at how the voluptous
Mary commands a scene and takes charge of young women like
Alex Divine and
Tyla Wynn. Even the most frigid of ladies will warm up to her commanding, sensual performance and sheer enjoyment of the female form.... In addition, when men hear her speak, they'll thank GOD that they have a woman that has the good sense to know when to stop talking for two seconds. Mary's incessant babbling is enough to make a fella contemplate inserting a knitting needle deep into his frontal lobe. HOWEVER, her magnificent breasts are enough to make the very same man insert the same needle into the frontal lobe of his own lady if granted the chance to bed Ms. Carey just once.
Therein lies the delimma...Thank God for prescription drugs that dissolve easily.
