INTIMATE AFFAIR WITH GINA LYNN
I don't have a dick, so assuming that I would know how to use one is really fucking stupid. Why the bossman keeps insisting that I review porn involving humans is really becoming cruel and unusual. Maybe if they were using carrots or cucumbers on one another, I would understand...but I'm a brocoli. I have ZERO experience having sex with human women...so why he wants MY input is a damn mystery. Of course, this was my opinion BEFORE I checked out
An Intimate Affair With Gina Lynn. It's like those
Virtual Sex titles that Digital Playground does. These videos give you an excellent idea of what it's like to have sex with a hot human porn star...even if you don't have the equipment...even if your lack of genitals causes you daily humiliation and frustration to the point that you absolutely MUST remove the legs of an unassuming stock boy. Outta my way, fucker.
After watching
An Intimate Affair With Gina Lynn, I now know (roughly) what it is like to spend an hour or so banging
Gina Lynn. The video is presented with Gina looking right into the camera (usually), and the user can select from a menu of Teasing, Foreplay, Masturbation, Sex, and sexual positions within those various sections. You can also choose whether you want Gina to act 'naughty' or 'nice' toward you during your session together.
Truthfully, I got so into the various combinations of positions, that I almost forgot that I was angry for a few minutes. I nearly forgot where I put my axe...until of course Willy, that shit-for-brains stock boy who started last week, walked in on me licking the television screen...I shaved about a half inch off his kneecaps when he did that. Asswipe won't interrupt me again while I'm pretending to have sex with
Gina Lynn.
