ANAL POV SLUTS
Watching
Anal POV Sluts reminds me of two things: 1) how horribly inadequately I am endowed, and 2) I have to call
Steve Holmes back. The guy called my cell while I was away on vacation, and the one thing you don't want to excuse yourself from dinner for is a call from "a guy who gags chicks out with his pecker"...tends to make for some odd silence on a given evening. When I DO make that call, however, I will have to be sure to ask him how the hell he manages to convince such stunning women to behave in such a raunchy matter. Oh yeah... money. Sorry. Forgot.
OK, so before I roll with another majestic, overblown review of a porn movie that ultimately no one is going to read but for my own edification allows me to pontificate endlessly about a fuck film... I should explain for any newbies what the
'POV' in
Anal POV Sluts means. It means
'Point Of View', and it's what happens when a porn video is shot with one camera, usually pointed toward the fuckEE .. in the hands of the fuckER...which in these scenes is Steve Holmes. The whole purpose of a 'POV' film is to give the viewer some feeling of actually being WITH the girl in the scene. For some guys, this is the only way to go. Honestly, this does nothing for me, because all it does is remind me that Holmes has a bigger wad than I do, and then I just get pissed.
The first gal to spend some couch time with Holmes is
Flower Tucci. She is really cute, but if I may make one minor suggestion: Change your name, honey. No one as hot as you should make me think of Stanley Tucci. Never Ever Ever. It looks like her scene was shot on the same day as
Gia Paloma's was... and definitely at the same location (some big mansion with an infinity pool on a hill in southern California (damn these porn guys have all the fun)... Holmes even references having 'just fucked another girl' in his scene with
Gia, so it's entirely possible that he was a busy fella that day.
The scenes are the finest quality, obviously...and I really haven't seen anything sub-par come from
Platinum X yet, so I don't see how
Anal POV Sluts would be any different.
This video was shot right around the time we went to the
2005 Adult Expo in Las Vegas. In fact, the scene with
Rachel Luv (the weakest scene in the video, in my honest opinion), looks like it was taped in the Venetian right after a run-through of the Expo...
The bonus footage is great, too...because you get a peek at the tattooed make-up girl making out with
Gia Paloma while she's being dolled up for her scene. This makes me wish I said more than I did to Gia when I was sitting four people away from her at a table at the
AVN Awards. Ugh...
