OPEN FOR ANAL
Gadzooks and God save the Queen! If the royal family was to appoint an ambassador from the Isla of Anal, methinks the lovely and talented
Kylie Ireland should be the only candidate. What this woman does behind the lens of a kinetiscope is pure genius, I am certain of it. Each sequence in
Open For Anal would have us all believe that an entrance through the backdoor was the ONLY option these beautiful birds would ever consider when copulating with a gentleman suitor...
Consider the lovely
Victoria Sin...why, when I was a young lad, it took far more than ten minutes to get a girl to agree to an anal entrance... yet by the end of the tenth minute, she's on the floor having her backdoor plunged like a cannon from an old military vessel.
Another high point is watching the very flexible lass (who is also featured on the cover of this video disk)
Haley Paige get herself twisted and stuffed by the ever-so-european
Manuel Ferrara.
Finally...watching
Ana Nova open her rear in the rear of a warehouse makes me reconsider working as a shipping clerk... who knew those gents received this kind of special treatment??
Allow me to adjust my monacle and clarify once again that
Open For Anal is quite the epic adventure into the colo-rectal region, much like my epic adventure into the deep dark underbelly of the Serengetti when I was on safari many years ago.