A GOOD SOURCE OF IRON 4
I never like my hot-gilled bitches to start a shoot without the right vitamins in their system, so like Brandon Iron’s fourth art-of-the-load installment
A GOOD SOURCE OF IRON #4 starts out, I make sure they all have a martini glass full of the best sea-seed a salmon can offer. A swim up to wine country is no match for this five-star load-tasting feast, starring a 19-year-old brunette piece of North Carolina shark bait called
Faith.
A cream-skinned goldfish as sweet a guzzler as her doesn’t often come my way, especially a goer as down-to-earth as her: she takes it on the face with a smile as innocent as Charley the Tuna’s after getting his rod swallowed by a fresh-plucked dolphin. The pre-interview Faith and the other 4 "tasters" go through is priceless, sort of like going over the resume of the latest green-behind-the-gills hotties who want in on Big Dick’s fishery. My favorite is perky 23-year-old
Railee Dean, not only because she’s taken a hook through the tongue and been studded with the lure, but because when asked if she likes being fresh meat, she replies, "well, it’s better than rotten meat". Then, what looks like a high school football team comes in for a little pre-game pep rally.
The opening summary of the number of loads each honey’s gonna take, like their stats, is very informative and a nice run-down before we get into the action. Damn, they could make trading cards out of these chicks, except for
Peachez who they must have scraped the bottom of some slime-walled aquarium for. In this industry, it’s give and take, so you’ll have to look past
Astrid’s annoying voice (like a horseshoe crab shell grating against your eyeballs) and her horribly fake enthusiasm while she’s suckin’ some serious bone.
Krista-Lynn Lovely’s barnacle-eaten piranha teeth ain’t a director’s dream either, but at least she finds swallowing strangers’ loads "interesting and fun". Hard to believe guys compliment her on her mouth the most, when her face looks so sparkling covered in junk at the end of her shoot, like the sea at sunset.
Since I’m an actor first and an artistic, cinematic salmon genius second, I can’t say much about the camera work on these chopped up segments except that they get some great close-ups in
Faith’s double-penetration scene.
Brandon Iron’s directorial touches like having the girls gargle man juice and suck off the excess as if it were raspberry syrup, makes me want to jump right into his operation, but then again with a member my size I might drown them.
The extras are worth extendin’ a fish eye to, in particular the behind-the-scenes footage of
Astrid taking a call from her manager with a big schlong in her mouth. "I’ve always wanted to have a lot on my face," she says at one point. Like much of
A GOOD SOURCE OF IRON #4, it’s a dream come true for these vanilla-coated beauties (minus the rotten Peaches). They’d be happier, I know it, with some pink salmon on top. I’m already in line for Iron’s #5
