LOST AND FOUND
When Gorilla get angry at zoo lady for turning hose on Gorilla (she calls it a bath...Gorilla call it 'invitation to a beat-down'), Gorilla do two things: Listen to MUDVANE and throw lots of mud. Sometimes there is a lot of mud in cage after zoo lady turn on hose, so it only seem appropriate to throw mud while listening to new Mudvayne CD called
Lost and Found.
So far, Gorilla favorite songs are "Determined", "Fall Into Sleep" and "Happy?"...just angry enough to help Gorilla smash zoo lady's face into cage bars and just catchy enough for Gorilla feet to tap happy to. Not as catchy as "Not Falling"...Gorilla favorite song from
The End Of All Things To Come..but still catchy enough to do some Gorilla-style smashing.
Bossman tell Gorilla that songs on
Lost and Found are not 'accessible' as other Mudvayne music....Gorilla not sure what bossman mean. Gorilla know that zoo snack bar is 'accessible' by digging big tunnel out of Gorilla cage, under tiger cage, and by jumping over stupid monkeys while they sleeping. Gorilla think Mudvayne is very tight band...tight like stretched-out rubber band. Tight like Gorilla tank top after too many bananas. Tight like underpants after...wait, Gorilla not wear underpants... Music needs to make Gorilla feet tap more happy. Gorilla spend too much time trying to sing along with songs, and wonder why there is eight minute-long "Choices" in middle of cd... Gorilla make choice to skip to next song after three minutes.
"Forget To Remember" is closest thing to ballad Gorilla hope Mudvayne will ever get. Not slow enough to slow dance to, but not fast enough to smash in the skull of a fat kid who throw peanuts at Gorilla.
One time Gorilla throw big rock at fat kid who throw peanuts at cage. His mommy cry a lot after Gorilla do that...Gorilla think she should stop crying and not bring chubby brat to zoo anymore.
Here come zoo lady with the hose.
