OHMWORK
Old man with mop of bad-dye-job hair give Gorilla new GZR disc at zoo a few days ago. Gorilla think that the guy look a lot like bass player from BLACK SABBATH...after reading liner notes on CD, Gorilla realize old man really was guy from Sabbath. Terence "Geezer" Butler really is a geezer. Gorilla wonder why Geezer is putting energy into making a new CD when he can just sit back and collect paychecks from when Sabbath headlines
Ozzfest this year. Maybe Geezer has something left to prove? Maybe he find new herbal supplement that give him big boners and he need excuse to pick up young skanks at club gigs...because that all Geezer going to be playing with
Ohmwork.
Gorilla have no idea what
Ohmwork mean, and stupid sperm in stupid smoking jacket wiggled off with dictionary, so Gorilla can't look it up.
"Pardon My Depression" sound like it borrow a lot from old ALICE IN CHAINS singing. Pardon Gorilla, but Alice in Chains did a better job sounding like Alice in Chains. "Misft" have cool riff that make Gorila feet tap happy and prove that Geezer can still kick some geriatric ass. Stupid melodies sound like stupid Joey Belladonna harmonies from old ANTHRAX records. Gorilla think Joey Belladonna look like old angry native American Indian.
Ohmwork sound like it working too hard to sound like nu metal...or more nu than the old metal that Geezer is used to playing. Listen to "Prisoner 103" and try to figure out how many LIMP BIZKIT,KORN, and LINKIN PARK songs got picked apart like a nice nose full of Gorilla boogers. Gorilla picked so many boogers last night, that nose didn't stop bleeding until lunch today. Snot and boogers all over Gorilla tank top.
