RAPTURE: ANGEL CASSIDY
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Angel Cassidy is possessed by a spiritual predator who feeds on her magnetism and sexual rapture. Her passion is the seduction of what she desires. His power is the inhabitation of her carnal forces"... That's what's on the back cover of this fine DVD the boss threw into my end of the pond this morning...and I honestly have to say...HOLY MACKEREL! This goddamn movie gets right to the flipperin' point! First scene in, and I'm watching
Angel, with her legs pinned behind her neck in thigh-high boots, getting her muff chowed down on ... talk about not wasting the viewer's precious time! I thought I was going to have time to change my jockstrap... or maybe clean my medallion, but no... they got right into it.
Incidentally, if you can get ten minutes into
Rapture: Angel Cassidy without cranking out a batch of Salmon seed...then buddy... you deserve a medal...or maybe some glasses because you might not be seeing right.
Michael Ninn took the time to make the scenes look pretty in his scenes. The opening sequence reminds me of the aquarium the bossman has set up for me in the office; It's covered with green foliage and a lot of blue lighting. It's rare that you see a pretty-looking adult flick that is short on plot and still gets right to the point with the sex scenes.
I could do without the slo-motion pop shots...the music was cool though.
Also, if you're going to have a voiceover in your porno...make sure the guy has better delivery than the slow kid at the public pool who didn't get rid of his inflatable swimmies until he was fifteen. Holy carp, that read stuck on ice.
After some rank-ass-awful voiceover, we get into a cathedral-esque setting (it could be a Mexican restaurant for all I know) where another hottie is cranking herself in a top-notch masturbation scene which leads into another steamy, well-lit, well-executed anal sex scene. I should tell the bossman about the KISS-boots each of these chicks seems to be wearing. He's just weird enough to get off on it. Then again, the thought of a member of Kiss taking it up the dumper is a little odd. Holy Mackerel,, I just freaked myself out.
Shot on video, letterboxed like a movie, and lit like an aquarium...
Rapture: Angel Cassidy was a nice change of pace before the bossman hands me the next spit-covered slap-fest in the pile.
