ROCCO RAVISHES IBIZA
Every winter, I take a long-ass swim to someplace warm, someplace exotc, someplace teeming with hot ass to swim up next to and nibble. This winter, I took a swim to Ibiza. Why? Well, the bossman said there were hot pieces of ass everywhere. Holy Mackerel, was he RIGHT.
So I'm swimming alongside this private yacht, and who do I see clowning around on the deck with a video camera? None other than porn legend
Rocco Siffredi, and he's acting all flirtatious with this amazingly hot blonde and brunette. The brunette looks like she's copping a little bit of an attitude, but the blonde is more than willing to taste his tubesteak. What I don't understand is why he threw her off the boat!!! I mean, this chick went sailing over the side of this boat, splash-lands not six inches from my scaly ass...and just as I'm about to make my move, Rocco comes diving in after her...hauls her back up on the boat and nails her like an Olympian.
Rocco Ravishes Ibiza is a romp through some beautiful scenery with some extremely beautiful women... it really makes me wish my massive endowment was attached to a massive human. At least then I'd have the ability to live like Rocco...and hump gorgeous chicks all year long, videotape it, sell it, and make a pile of money.
