ALMOST ILLEGAL
If you like the BOOZING...
If you like the BEATINGS...
If you like the BREASTS and BOSOMS
You would be well-advised to pick up a copy of
ALMOST ILLEGAL as soon as humanly possible. Someone whose opinion I trust when it comes to this sick shit pointed me in the direction of these videos, and they just showed up at the ol Foundrymusic PO Box over the weekend.
Sheesh...I am STUNNED no one has been arrested for this video yet.
Now, before you dismiss this as another 'Girls Gone Wacko/Drunk Spring Break Chicks' video, just check out some of the footage you'll see:
REAL street brawls...brutal ones, too. Guys beating the hell out of one another. Girls beating the snot out of one another, and tearing shirts off, kicking, screaming, and bitch-slapping until they bleed. These were all filmed out on the west coast, where apparently people just settle arguments the old fashioned way. Gratuitous pot-smoking. With the exception of a few times in college, I was never one to partake in the green, but some of the blunts and water pipes that get hauled out in ALMOST ILLEGAL should be...umm...illegal? Well, probably not, but you get the idea. Titties, titties and more titties. granted, the first few clips of naked chick ass you see are of the same chick, who obviously doesn't want anyone to see her face, but once the DVD gets going, you can see that she is a dirty girl, and she has no problem with hand prints on her hiney. My one major gripe with this disc is the lack of DVD options. You can tell this was the disc they did as a learning experience, because the construction of the disc is pretty primitive...but we're not teaching a class on how to make a DVD here, we're talking about videotaped deviant behavior...which
ALMOST ILLEGAL has TONS of.
My advice would be to pick this up before someone tells these guys they CAN'T sell them anymore.
