AU PAIR
Holy mackerel! It never ceases to slick my fins back when those stoopid
beavers come through with a porn flick I normally wouldn't be giving
the time of day to... so I once once again sent into shock when I
swiped my weekly stash from those floppy-tailed morons and swiped their
copy of
Au Pair.
I'm with the bossman when it comes to the plot pornos; I hate 'em. They
are the reason God put 'chapter menus' on DVDs. However, I will make an
exception in this case. While I have ZERO interest in the story line,
which involves Simone, an au pair played by
Trinity (or you can just
go here to read her interview),
and the sexual effect she has on the family that hires her. Don't ask
me to quote any lines, because I don't remember any, but what I can
tell you that the second she starts getting into it with some big Aryan
looking fellow, Trinity is putting on one of the best performances I
have seen in one of these videos.
Adding to the redeeming qualities of this video is the presence of
Steven St. Croix, a veteran performer who has some acting chops...so he saves this shallow plot from completely falling apart.
Another great reason to check out
Au Pair is
Lauren Phoenix...I'd
give my right nut just to swim between her legs for a minute or two...
although my present aroused state is making that really, really
difficult. In other words, if I bang my pecker on another river rock,
I'm going to inflict permanent damage on myself.
