Dirty Birds: Great Britain's Dirtiest
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I swam all the way to England once...and that's all it took for me to
never want to go back. Until now, that is. Every limey chick I ever
swam across had bad teeth, bad breath, a saggy ass, and ugly tits.
Tim Von Swine has managed to find five girls who totally smash that stereotype apart with
Dirty Birds ...and leave it in ruins at the bottom of the river for me to bash my sack into.
First of all, you have got to respect
Alicia Rhodes,
the dirtiest, foul-mouthed female mammal ever captured on video. Before
her scene with three peckers that almost put mine to shame, she fires
off a dozen British sexual terms that will fuel any pervert for a
month...my favorite of which is "Dirt Box", a great new term for the
Hershey Highway.
Next, we have to pay attention to
Michele B.
and her beautiful breasts. Sure they're fake, but they are like meaty,
fun buoys floating in the North Atlantic. She also gobbles down Steve
Holmes' ass like a champ. I haven't seen ass-eating like that since my
Uncle Flip thought he found a nugget of chocolate stuck to the bottom
of this young girl's bikini bottoms, and well...he was tugging at those
for a while before he realized it wasn't chocolate.
Dirty Birds
makes me want to swim back to England...immediately...because of course
I'm deluded enough to think I could score with one of these chicks.
