ANAL POV SLUTS 2
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Someone's been bootlegging the
Platinum X Pictures
DVDs. You might be wondering how a broccoli knows such a piece of
information. I can tell you that A) I'm not that bright, so don't
wonder too long...and B) I'm really good at paying attention to obvious
shit. Look, I spend my life in the produce section avoiding (or hacking
into) stock boys, so I get really good at notcing different colored
veggies...so when I notice that all of the
Platinum X Pictures
DVDs the bossman's been getting are all RED, and have a little note on
them that reads "Look for the official red disc licensed for authentic
Platinum X Product'...I get thinking that someone...somewhere...might
have been making fake copies...that's all I'm saying.
Anyway, on with the porn review, because that's what I'm SO good at. Me
and my no-dick-having body. You think the boss would catch on to the
fact that I'm not equipped to handle this shit and give it to someone
more suited for this dumb shit.
Steve Holmes loves to bang. He especially loves to bang girls in the makeup chair...In the 'DVD EXTRAS' section of
Anal POV Sluts 2.
I'm starting to think that there are orgies going on OFF screen as well
as ON screen when a porn flick is being shot. Manuel Ferrara totally
nails covergirl
Hillary Scott (remember her from
Baker's Dozen 4?)
in the dumper before her scene with Holmes...and the only request
Manuel gets is to 'cum in her mouth' because Holmes "Doesn't want any
cum stains on her before the scene"... Look, I know I'm a fucking
vegetable, but doesn't that qualify as being a little bizarro???
Just in case you didn't know...because I didn't and had to ask...
"P.O.V." means "Point Of View", and it usually means that the guy doing
the screwing is the guy holding the camera. Sometimes it makes for
bouncy camera work, but a pro like Steve Holmes gets the job done just
fine. Take the scene with
Melissa Lauren
for example. She climps on top of Holmes backwards for some backdoor
action, and rides him like a monkey humpin a summer squash... and does
the camera shake? OK, a little. If I had the equipment for porn, I'd be
a shaking, twitching, leaf-shedding maniac, that's for damn sure.
