Ice-T's Pimpin' 101
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Now if I had to pick another profession besides serving the lord
almighty, I would definitely be a whore. And who better to whore
yourself out for than the notorious Ice-T. This self proclaimed pimp,
moderately successful rapper, and terrible cast member of one of the
many
Law and Order spin off’s takes a bold step towards retirement as he crosses over to porn.
T introduces each segment and breaks down the 5 different
types ho’s out there. First there is the track girl, and for all of us
that don’t know the in’s and outs of pimp’in Ice T so eloquently
schools us, and I quote: “Track girls work the streets…But any ho just
sitting out there too long aint no good bitch. If I have a bitch on the
track, I want that bitch to be invisible, you aint supposed to be able
to see my bitch, cause my bitch supposed to be in a bedroom some place,
getting some motherfucking money.” Indeed Ice T, indeed. And for each
of the other categories, the carpet ho, the stripper ho, the call girl
ho, the wife ho, and the porno ho, Ice T takes us through the
intricacies of these different aspects of ho’ing, where to find these
ho’s, who fucks these ho’s, and how to fuck these ho’s.
The film is mostly 3rd person perspective with some reasonably
hot girls. The ho’s in the first two segments are decent, but the two
call girl ho’s are very hot. They start with a very hot lesbian shower
scene with just the two ho’s, and then they go to town. The last two
segments are so so as well, but I must give an amen to the camera work.
I give this a 4 Hail Mary’s of 5, some good multiracial porn.
