FACE DANCE 1
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Colonel Wetpants here, deep in the hills of exotic Pennsylvania, where
the men’s hair is longer than the women’s, and their women are wider
than the men. I sent my loyal pigmy Pitumbo out amongst the natives to
experience their primitive culture, and bring back some artifacts; he
came back with a Dale Earnhart Commemorative Plate, and
Face Dance by
Evil Empire...The plate was quite fascinating.
In this high budget attempt,
Buttman takes us on a behind the scenes of the porn industry, as the story follows
Rocco,
a strapping young Italian lad, who just came to the colonies wanting to
be in porn. He finds a land where everyone just fucks all day, on and
off camera.
Unfortunately though for Rocco, he should have found a better agent,
because the films he finds work on are horrific. They are like horror
porn films, with masked women and demon looking bitches, if I wanted to
see that, I should just bloody well go home to my wife.
Like most
Buttman
films, there are a lot of POV shots, and really tight camera shots on
really loose boxes. The movie focuses around the face, either ass to
face, or cumming on the face. But I must say, that chap Buttman does
get quite gorgeous women for his films. This DVD is chock full of
extra’s with a fetish menu, bios, and a fetish menu, of course lacking
my urine fetish. Well I have to go pass water soon, or else my bollix
will drown, cheerio!
