I'm going to preface this review by saying the following: If you're into the sicko movies for pure shock value (which is why I watch 'em), then that's one thing. People go to horror movies to get the shit scared out of them, and they often watch stuff like this to get a little jolt.
However, if you're watching this and getting a big, purple boner... you have some serious fucking problems, Chester...problems that probably go way back to your childhood. So, if that's you, go get some therapy and don't go on any dates for a while
Now that we got that out of the way, we can get on to the review.... In the third installment of Alex James Hidell's SLAP HAPPY series, we find our hero with another group of whackos (read:insecure chicks) who will allow themselves to be gagged with junk, suffocated with penis, and stuffed with sausage until they puke up red white and blue.
As if their egos weren't crushed enough by being in these videos, the girls are also outfitted with toilet seats around their necks while they give head...nice touch, sicko... Also, prior to each scene, the girls are interviewed on camera, and they're made fully aware of what could potentially happen to them (ie; chocking, crying, puking), and that they're doing this of their own volition, and if they have any real problems they can "tap out" so to speak. My guess is Hidell is petrified someone's going to sue him or press charges.
One scene in particular, the first scene of the video, the girl is getting rammed in the throat so hard she starts to cry. By the time she gets nut blown all over her face, her mascara has run down into her mouth from the tears flowing from her eyes...now THAT's more than a little unnerving.
The bottom line is, if you can look at this, and get a little bug-eyed, and accept it for what it is...shocking... then you're fine. If you're looking at this as a dating guide, then you need some fucking help and you should save your money.
