COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS
Gorilla get copy of
Count Your Blessings
from AGENTS OF MAN from stupid teenager who get to close to cage.
Gorilla hear loud drums and guitars coming through stupid headphones on
stupid teenager. Gorilla not in mood to be subtle, so Gorilla just grab
teenager head and twist. Gorilla have new headphones.
Count Your Blessings
make Gorilla think of goulash. Goulash is big pot of mixed up
ingredients. Agents Of Man is band with lots of mixed up influences.
Music is not just hardcore. Is not just slowed down thrash riffs. Is
not just screaming. Is all of those things, but also with big fat
choruses, which makes it easier to digest than most hardcore. One time
Gorilla eat a banana peel that wasn't too ripe...wasn't too easy to
digest. Not easy for Gorilla to digest corn either. Gorilla have corn
poop sometimes.
"Death Of Me" chorus sound like Belladonna-years ANTHRAX mixed with
MOST PRECIOUS BLOOD. One of Gorilla friends got envelope full of
anthrax one time and poop blood for a week.
This band sound like 80's metal choruses mixed with 90's hardcore.
Gorilla feet tapping very happy with "No Tomorrow", but Gorilla also
wonder how successful a band like this can be with so many throwback
influences. Agents Of Man not doing anything new. Doing lots of old
things all at once. Sometimes Gorilla can fart and chew bananas all at
once...but not too often.
Gorilla really like Agents of Man music, because it makes Gorilla make
cool air guitar poses and thrash around like Beavis in cage while
waiting for zoo lady to come by with washing stick. Memorable choruses
get stuck in Gorilla's head like Q-tips get stuck in Gorilla ears. It
might take a while for people to deal with all the old-school styles in
Count Your Blessings, but . Gorilla hope humans will flock to Agents of Man like flies flock to Gorilla poo.
