PIRATES
On any given day, I'm not usually a fan of the big-budget adult feature. Big-Budget Porn is like a gourmet
Big Mac.
The two concepts are mutually exclusive. In my mind, there's no reason
that a company should feel obliged to spend a lot of money on sets,
special effects, costumes, and locations just so a bunch of porn stars
can run around a beach, act poorly, and screw.
With
PIRATES,
however, takes a big step toward merging adult entertainment with the
mainstream. I mean, I know that the adult business generates billions
in profits every year, but this is the first time I have seen a company
go to this length to give you a boner...and keep you interested.
PIRATES was shot and mastered on High Definition and combines over 300 special effects shots. Imagine
Pirates of the Caribbean
only without Johnny Depp, Keira Knightley, and Geoffery Rush... and all
the acting stuff that makes a big budget Hollywood feature so
distinguishable.
Also, keep in mind that this flick features some of the hottest ass
ever to get pounded in hardcore High Definition. Check out this bevy of
beauties:
Carmen Luvana,
Devon,
Janine, and
Jesse Jane just to name a few.... ass-pounding looks better in high-definition, I've always thought.
While I think we're a long way off from Universal or Paramount footing
the bill for a Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie-helmed boink-fest, I do think
that given the success of a film like
PIRATES (and YES, it is a FILM...shot on honest-to-God FILM), we could see more of these epic productions in the future.
