YOUNG RIPE MELLONS 8
WATCH 'YOUNG RIPE MELLONS' ON DEMAND NOW
I have to hand it to
Vince Voyeur, man. I was all set to rip him for misspelling the word "melons" in
Young Ripe Mellons, but the first thing you see right below that awful title is a photo of the lovely, voluptuous,
Sara Stone, who is one of my favorite new faces in porn...and I forgot totally what I was about to bitch about. See? GENIOUS.
This DVD is a collection of some of the prettiest young ladies with
some of the prettiest REAL, HUGE, NATURAL breasts ever captured on
video recently. I don't know where these well-bred young ladies are
coming from, but I wholeheartedly encourage the people in that part of
the world to CONTINUE BREEDING.
In addition to
Sara Stone, who puts on a fantastic, boobarific performance, you should watch for
Joanna Angel,
a lovely, large-breasted, tattooed girl who blows not one, not two, but
THREE extra guys after she's done taping her scene. No introductions,
no small talk, just a little 'howdy' in the hallway, and she starts
sucking. BRAVO. Women all over could learn a lesson from Joanna.
and that, kids... is my piggish rant of the day.
