SPREAD'EM WIDE 3
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As I sat at the Dinner table rubbing one out with my mother’s finest
tablecloth, I glanced over at the large Macy’s bag full of pornography
and I wouldn’t receive my weekly “white powdery” payment from Steve C.
unless I meet all my deadlines. So I decided to play
Jewel De’Nyles Spread’Em Wide; Volume 3, a Platinum X production.
The first scene features a nice little south of the border chili bean named
Jasmine [Holly Shit!, A porno star named
Jasmine,
now I’ve seen everything]. This rambunctious go getter has a pussy that
looks like something that would come from a Jimmy Norton’s nocturnal
emission. It resembles Rocky’s eye after fighting Apollo Creed, fat and
juicy.
Keri Sable
or as I like to call her, 'Welfare Paris Hilton' has an interesting
scene involving two Italian men. She either suffering from severe
periorbital eccomossis or got a side job as a 1920’s burglar.
The most memorable moment in this movie was when Chef Big Cock used his rolling pin to pry open
Veronica Jett’s asshole. The noise made can only be related to physically breaking five stalks of celery in half.
