VAULT OF WHORES
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Why hello there! I did not see you come in. Oh its no problem, have a seat and I will tell you a tale.
Buttman Comics presents
Vault of Whores.
This is a film that I have been eagerly waiting to see since its
announcement in the spring of '04. A lot of the fan boys may have had
their doubts in the beginning but I am proud to say this film is the
first to stay true to the
Buttman comic books.
This movie, directed by
Tricia Devereaux and David Lord,
features the latest in pornography technology. Everything from a crane
shot to “picture in picture” multi angle gama technology. There are
more multi camera angle shots in this movie then in a whole season of
24. Vault of Whores features more sophisticated special effects CGI
then
Episode 3 and features better script writing to boot.
This is the first porn movie I have ever seen where I have been
entertained more by the male characters dialogue then the female
co-stars. Actor
Scott Nails
(and I use the term actor loosely) theatrical performance can only be
described as iconoclastic; practically changing everything I once
thought a porno movie could be. He brings the audience to its knee’s
with a bold and thought provoking presentation that takes the script
above and beyond any and all predecessors. Such quotes as “Fuck that
bitch. Il beat that bitches ass” evoked a catharsis in my personal
life.
I have a few minor qualms with this film. The choice of location does not do the prose any justice. The cheerleader crowd
Sammie Rhodes,
Victoria Sin,
Hillary Scott,
Vanessa Lane,
Sunny Lane and
Courtney Simpson
practice there routine for the big game in what I can only describe as
someone suburban backyard and not on a high school football field. This
may take me,
Captain Powder Nuts, out of the element a bit but
it is such a minor flaw in such a monumental masterpiece that it would
be like trying to find a teaspoon of baking soda in 200 kilograms of
pure Columbian coke.
The best part of the movie is when the guy from those Marine commercials (ya know the one who slays the fire demon) fucks
Taryn Thomas
on the teacher’s desk in the classroom. The only thing that could make
that scene any hotter would be the whole classroom packed full of 8th
graders watching in silence and astonishment.
Most Porn does not get any better then this. The DVD comes with three
disks. Besides the standard movie DVD there is a whole disk devoted to
the extras including a 30-minute documentary. The most impressive of
all is the
High Definition DvD for those of you home theater buffs out there. This is a well-rounded erotic movie and I would highly recommend it.
and, by the way... keep a look out for all of the OFFICIAL FOUNDRYMUSIC MERCHANDISE that shows up in a few scenes.
