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Date Added: 12/24/2005
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VAULT OF WHORES

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Why hello there! I did not see you come in. Oh its no problem, have a seat and I will tell you a tale.

Buttman Comics presents Vault of Whores. This is a film that I have been eagerly waiting to see since its announcement in the spring of '04. A lot of the fan boys may have had their doubts in the beginning but I am proud to say this film is the first to stay true to the Buttman comic books.

This movie, directed by Tricia Devereaux and David Lord, features the latest in pornography technology. Everything from a crane shot to “picture in picture” multi angle gama technology. There are more multi camera angle shots in this movie then in a whole season of 24. Vault of Whores features more sophisticated special effects CGI then Episode 3 and features better script writing to boot.

This is the first porn movie I have ever seen where I have been entertained more by the male characters dialogue then the female co-stars. Actor Scott Nails (and I use the term actor loosely) theatrical performance can only be described as iconoclastic; practically changing everything I once thought a porno movie could be. He brings the audience to its knee’s with a bold and thought provoking presentation that takes the script above and beyond any and all predecessors. Such quotes as “Fuck that bitch. Il beat that bitches ass” evoked a catharsis in my personal life.

I have a few minor qualms with this film. The choice of location does not do the prose any justice. The cheerleader crowd Sammie Rhodes, Victoria Sin, Hillary Scott, Vanessa Lane, Sunny Lane and Courtney Simpson practice there routine for the big game in what I can only describe as someone suburban backyard and not on a high school football field. This may take me, Captain Powder Nuts, out of the element a bit but it is such a minor flaw in such a monumental masterpiece that it would be like trying to find a teaspoon of baking soda in 200 kilograms of pure Columbian coke.

The best part of the movie is when the guy from those Marine commercials (ya know the one who slays the fire demon) fucks Taryn Thomas on the teacher’s desk in the classroom. The only thing that could make that scene any hotter would be the whole classroom packed full of 8th graders watching in silence and astonishment.

Most Porn does not get any better then this. The DVD comes with three disks. Besides the standard movie DVD there is a whole disk devoted to the extras including a 30-minute documentary. The most impressive of all is the High Definition DvD for those of you home theater buffs out there. This is a well-rounded erotic movie and I would highly recommend it.

and, by the way... keep a look out for all of the OFFICIAL FOUNDRYMUSIC MERCHANDISE that shows up in a few scenes.

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