SHORT & SLEAZY
Ya know, I aint never seen much o' this
Brian Xin guy's work in the upper parts o' the Yukon, but I sure wish I had. I been missin' out, aye!
Short & Sleazy ain't much on height, but it's makin' up fer it with the sex action, lemme tell ya.
The first thing I seen is the second girl up is
Jersey Jaxin, the little hoochie from the hotel room in the
Tom Sizemore
sex scandal. She's got the tattoo of Texas 'round her navel, and even
though she's short, she delivers one hell of wallop. This fella picks
her up, starts makin' out with her, and then picks her up in the air to
eat her out... then he flips her UPSIDE DOWN fer some wild
tree-and-bush action. I dunno how she didn't pass out during that whole
ordeal! She might be little, but she rides that boy's pole like her
life depended on it.
These girls more than make up fer lack of size, man... and all this
crankin' is makin' me thirsty. I'm gonna get me a Molson, aye.
