Good choice of a name guys, it really sums up your music. End of review.
Not good enough? Sorry, this sucks… How’s that?
What’s with all these bands thinking that if they’re darker and more
satanic than everyone else they’re better musicians? Do these guys just
throw some noisy guitars over spastic drumming, and top it all off with
what sounds like a dying animal growling for it’s last meal, and call
it a day? Sure sounds that way. You can’t make out a SINGLE word this
guy is “singing.” And after reading the song lyrics, I kind of like it
that way. I’m not some religious fanatic, but I sure have grown out of
those high school years where anything satanic was more gooder. This
whole “We hate god, we don’t believe in god, god is fake, he doesn’t
exist” is really getting tiring lately. First off, you sure do sing a
lot about a guy you don’t believe in. I don’t believe in the Easter
Bunny, and so I wouldn’t write a song about him. I don’t think that the
Tooth Fairy is real, so I don’t obsess over it. I’ve never seen a
Unicorn, so guess what? Yup, not on my mind. You don’t believe in
religion or whatever, then find something else to growl about. What
good does all this lyric writing do when half of your fans don’t know
what you’re saying?
I like a good heavy album whenever I can hear one, but there’s
a very fine line between good heavy and shitty heavy. Congratulations
SEVERE TORTURE, you’ve won the title of shitty heavy. Here’s a little
secret: you can be brutally heavy without sounding childish.
